What am I?
I can be cracked, made, told, and played.
A joke!
“Don’t bite the hand that ____.”
Feeds you
What word is spelled wrong in every dictionary?
Wrong
A quiet house pet
A mute mutt
The more you take away from me, the bigger I get.
A hole!
“A picture is worth a thousand ____.”
Words
What has 13 hearts but no organs?
A deck of cards
A joyful father
A glad dad
I go up but never come down.
Age!
“The best things in life are ____.”
Free
What has many teeth but can’t bite?
A comb
A tiny fight
A small brawl
I have a head and a tail but no body.
A coin!
“Rome wasn’t built in a ____.”
Day
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter M
A fast hit
A quick kick