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2022-2024 Football
Mitchell Keith
Obscure Knowledge
Autistic Stories
100

Who is this Junior named after a 6 point score?

TD

100

Who was this legendary player who would freeball in jeans to work after practice?

Anthony "Guchies" "KKK" "White Supremacist" Stone

100

What did Mitchell drop on the floor in Beall's room?

His Gummies

100

Where did Hayden "Graveman" Christopher go to Elementary School?

Wellsburg Primary School

100

Who is this Junior who is a prime-time exhibitionist on the side? (Drivers Ed Warrior).

Spencer Emerald

200

Who is this Senior named Wingman?

Cole "Glass Bullet" Henry

200
Who was this backup JV cornerback who somehow made it over Aiden Stock in rotations?

Vincent "2 Daddies" Schrekengost

200

What famous drug does Mitchell Keith ingest daily?

Aderall

200

What song and band is Cooper Byers named after?

Desperado - The Eagles

200

Who is this Junior who refuses to go to school ever morning and screws over their Mom?

Ben Stone

300

Who is the Senior named Muntiux?

Morgan McKinney

300

This QB for the Brooke Bruins threw four interceptions in a nail biter against a lower conference opponent?

Garrett "Punter" Hornik

300

Who is Mitchell's plug?

Hayden "Baby Girl" Swickard and PHD

300

Who is this Junior who is 40 years old and will not take a shower and threatened Ethan?

Earl...

300

What did Ferg throw after being called NetSped too many times?

Aiden Stock's Grip Boost

400

Who is the Chicago Grim R***r?

Damon Schmidt

400

In 2023, this Freshman Skill Player got a toy shoved down his throat by a Senior. Who is this Freshman and Senior?

Michael "Fish Puh" Gibson and Bryce "Blonde Girls" Bateman

400

Why did Mitchell almost crash his car one rainy day?

He forgot to turn on his defrosters and couldn't see.

400

Where was Coach Black Flag's previous tenure before Brooke?

Linebacker Coach for Oak Glen

400

Which current Senior got Fergalicious so mad he slammed his helmet into the turf

William Harvey

500

What Senior is named after a monster from a popular Dreamworks movie?

Anthony "Dr. Cockroach" "Psycho" Perloski

500

What Seniors were forced to run the logs together up the hill by the bleachers due to grabbing each others buttocks in a media day picture?

Anthony Bachinski and Gus Gilbert

500

What did Mitchell say to the 7 year old girls at the park?

Racial Slur based on their skin tone.

500

What was found in Aiden Stock's new room before it was renovated?

A bucket of toys (6 phallus shaped ones to be specific).

500

What did an Autistic person do to another Autistic person on a school bus a couple years ago?

Sexually Assaulted Them