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IF IT QUACKS LIKE A DOC
PARTY!
100

Time to self-help yourself & finish the 1936 book title "How to Win Friends &"..

Influence people

100

Data in the form of words

Text

100

Jockey Eddie Arcaro was the first to win this Louisville race 5 times

Kentucky Derby

100

You freaked me out by saying I had sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia instead of just calling it a this treat "headache"!

Ice Cream Headache
100

A website for this annual German event lists stats like visitors: 7.2 million & foiled mug thefts: 111,000

Oktoberfest
200

In the 1600s, you could have this kind of ship's captain, who was no use in storms; now we talk mostly about this kind of friend

A fair-weather friend

200

The highest part of something, especially one forming a point

An apex

200

It's the intentionally, even gleefully destructive contest seen here




Demolition Derby

200

Somniloquy is talking while doing this, & while I'm not a doctor like you, I don't think it requires an EEG

Sleeping

200

Each year more than a million people hit the Cordão da Bola Preta ("cord of the black ball") to party at the center of this city

Rio De Janeiro

300

Promoting peace & human rights since 1917, the American Friends Service Committee is guided by the principles of this religious group

The quakers

300

To persuade gently & persistently

To coax

300

This skating contact sport is finding new life in recent years with current leagues & teams like the Liberty Belles & Hollywood Scarlets

Roller Derby

300

Uh, doc, my heart's fine; paronychia is just an infection around this condition of loose or torn skin in the cuticle area

A hangnail

300

Check out Loy Krathong, the festival of lights, held in places like Chiang Mai & Ayutthaya in this nation

Thailand

400

The Druzhba ("Friendship") one of these takes millions of barrels from Russian oil fields to European refineries

a pipeline

400

This feline carnivore is found in the northern climates of Eurasia & North America

a lynx

400

In the 19th century Edward Stanley, the 14th Earl of Derby, was British prime minister 3 times as a leader of this political party

The Tory Party

400

All due respect, Dr., I don't have leprosy! Ephelides sounds bad but they're these flat patches of pigment under the skin

Freckles

400

An article about these 2-word parties gone wrong included one dad-to-be causing $8 million in damages in a Tucson fire

A gender reveal

500

Embroidery floss is the traditional material to make these, popular in the 1980s & still

A friendship bracelet

500

French word for a mixture of butter & flour used to make sauces

A roux

500

Teddy's daughter, Ethel Roosevelt Derby helped preserve his legacy & was known as "The Queen of" this Long Island ba

Oyster Bay

500

It's true my eructation has lasted more than 4 hours, but it only means I'm doing this; I did have a lot of beer & soda 

Belching
500

Cool party, man... Ray Charles was on the bill in 1980 for this north-of-the-border city's first jazz festival

Montreal