Country Capitals
Buenos Aires
What is the capital of Argentina?
A ginormous mushroom.
What is a humongous fungus?
What Job did the frog have at the hotel?
A bell-hop
The fastest animal in the world, reaching speeds up to 240 mph.
What is the peregrine falcon?
Brasília
What is the capital of Brazil?
Argentine dance performed by a tropical fruit.
Mango Tango?
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
A porkchop
This animal is capable of drinking 30 gallons of water in ten minutes.
What is the camel?
Seoul
What is the capital of South Korea?
Almost once a year.
What is nearly yearly?
Why did the robber take a shower?
To make a clean getaway
The only animal that has 4 knees.
What is the ostrich?
Canberra
What is the capital of Australia?
What one may find on one’s sole after walking through the dog park.
What is shoe poo?
How do you organize a space party?
You planet
Where do crickets have their hearing organs?
In their knees (or lower forelegs)
Kabul
What is the capital of Afghanistan?
A stage play about a wooly South American pack animal.
What is a llama drama?
What do you call a sleeping T-Rex?
A dino-snore
The loudest animal in the world (up to 230 decibels).
What is the sperm whale?