Movie Reviews
leo doing cocaine for 3 hours and somehow i still have a crush" ★★★★ (2013)
What is The Wolf of Wall Street?
I wore a number that became bigger than the game.
My shoes became almost as famous as my jump.
People still argue that no one has truly flown higher.
Michael Jordan
Nine hours of walking to throw away an old piece of jewelry in a volcano, stretched across three films.
What is The Lord of the Rings?
The condition of being completely detached from reality, particularly regarding the love interest who hasn't replied since March
What is delulu?
Light, Card, Flag
Red
leo deserved the oscar for not laughing when the bear got him" ★★★★ (2015)
What is The Revenant?
I built a career by losing myself in other people’s faces.
A pirate, a barber, and a man with scissors all carried my shadow.
My strangest roles often became my most famous ones.
Johnny Depp
Father is late picking up his daughter.
What is Interstellar?
A unit of currency measuring how cool your existence is. Can go up for losing a fight bravely, can go down for tripping in public.
What is aura (or aura points)?
Coffee, Belt, Market
Black
watched this with my mum and now we don't talk anymore" ★★★★★ (2019)
What is Joker?
I was linked to a wall long before politics made walls famous again.
My voice, my timing, and my stare made silence feel funny.
A tiny moustache and a cane turned me into cinema history.
Charlie Chaplin
Man has a really bad day at the office.
What is Die Hard?
The involuntary act of making another man feel inferior through nothing but the unsolicited geometry of your own jaw.
What is mogging?
Storm, Drain, Cloud
Brain
i too have a morning routine" ★★★★½ (2000)
What is American Psycho?
I was not born where I became most famous.
My arm has been tired for over a century, yet people still read hope into it.
I stand quietly while strangers arrive, leave, and look back.
Statue of Liberty
Old man learns to garden over 19 years.
What is The Shawshank Redemption?
The voluntary surrender of one's higher cognitive faculties to short-form video, leaving behind a hollowed-out shell that can only communicate in references, sound effects, and the names of Italian cartoon animals.
What is brainrot?
Wave, Stroke, Island
Heat
not a single character in this movie needs to chill" ★★★★½ (2014)
What is Whiplash?
I owed much of my fame to something I never actually “invented.”
My name is shouted in hospitals, cinemas, and awkward phone calls.
Yet my greatest trick was making distance sound close.
Alexander Graham Bell
Family business meeting goes badly for 3 hours
What is The Godfather?
A deeply concentrated meditative state, self-administered, capable of dissolving four hours of an evening with zero conscious recollection of what occurred.
What is gooning?
Interest, Sentence, Fracture
Compound