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WE DON'T DESERVE DOGS
ALLITERATIVE ANATOMY
FERN BABY FERN
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This food is made by letting warm, bacteria-laden milk sit out for hours; sounds delicious
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What is yogurt?
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There's no sign of Batman, but we'll settle for a latex-laden Colin Farrell as the titular villain of this 2024 series
What is The Penguin?
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SMH:
I'm showing disapproval by moving my skull from side to side
What is shaking my head?
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According to the National Hot Dog & Sausage Council, topping a wiener with this tomato-y condiment after you turn 18 is a no-no
What is ketchup?
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Estimates show that, among humans, 10% of these umbilici are "outies"
What is bellybuttons?
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Ferns are plants that reproduce using spores, which means they don't grow flowers & they don't produce or spread these
What is seeds?
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John Fogerty sang that he was born on this type of waterway, but he's actually from Northern California
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What is a bayou?
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This rock boss memorably appears in the final season of "Curb Your Enthusiasm"; he blames Larry for giving him COVID
Who is Bruce Springsteen?
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NVM:
Actually, disregard what I just said (like how much I love that 1991 Nirvana album)
What is nevermind?
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In the U.S., we officially celebrate hot dogs in this month, as nothing says independence like grabbing onto a plump foot-long
What is July?
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Your entire sole is resting on the ground? It's likely you have this condition
What is flat feet?
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A little canary told us... decayed ferns from the Carboniferous Period helped create this fossil fuel; we still use it today
What is coal?
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This nimble dog breed can reach top speeds of up to 45 mph
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What is a greyhound?
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According to one journalist, this catchphrase from "The Bear" denotes "a collective thirst now felt toward Jeremy Allen White"
What is Yes, Chef?
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TLDR:
Dude, you need an editor--that is overly verbose & I'm not looking at it
What is too long; didn't read?
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Put an all-beef wienie on a poppy seed bun & "drag it through the garden" to make a hot dog in the style of this Midwestern city
What is Chicago?
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The layman's term for a fontanelle, an area on a newborn baby's head; it's also used to mean "a sentimental weakness"
What is a soft spot?
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This "F" word refers to the leaves of a fern, which are often featherlike in shape; it can apply to palm leaves, too
What is a frond?
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This Massachusetts town is home to Pilgrim Memorial State Park; it really rocks
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What is Plymouth?
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Kathryn Hahn acts like a total witch as the star of "Agatha All Along", a 2024 spin-off of this TV marvel
What is WandaVision?
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NGL:
I shall tell you the truth, the whole truth & nothing but the truth
What is not gonna lie?
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A man with a dream, Kevin Malone says, "I just wanna lie on the beach & eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted" on this sitcom
What is The Office?
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Also called a laryngeal prominence, it's more prominent in males than females
What is a Adam's apple?
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Some ferns are epiphytic, meaning they grow on plant surfaces like tree trunks; others are epipetric, meaning they grow on these
What are rocks?
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It's the longest side of a right triangle
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a hypotenuse
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A rabbi & a podcaster walk into a relationship: it's the premise of this 2024 rom-com series starring Adam Brody & Kristen Bell
What is Nobody Wants This?
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WYWH:
Like Pink Floyd said, my desire is for you to be in the same place as me right now
What is wish you were here?
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Daily Double
In 1916 Polish immigrant Nathan Handwerker got "Famous" selling dogs for a nickel in this Brooklyn neighborhood
What is Coney Island?
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Known as the building blocks of proteins, lysine & tryptophan are 2 types of these
What is amino acids?
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Because they're shaped like the scroll of a violin, the curled-up leaves of young ferns are called these, & you can eat them
What are fiddleheads?