2nd Amendment
This French assault-rifle is often mocked for utilizing a 3-round burst, with a magazine that is not divisible by 3.
FAMAS F1.
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Slushy Noobz.
This famous football player ran into legal trouble after his ex wife's murder. The evidence never fit, though, and he was acquitted.
O.J. Simpson.
Founded in 1926, this NHL team is part of the Original Six, and has won 11 Stanley Cups.
The Detroit Red Wings.
Dallas Receives: Anthony Davis, Max Christie, '29 First Round Pick.
Los Angeles Receives: Maxi Kleber, Markieff Morris, ?
Luka Dončić.
LOW
Owl.
This abbreviated rifle and light machinegun was not known for it's drinks, but to serve up .30-06 ammunition, brought to you by the same man who designed the M1911. Bottoms up!
M1918 Browning Automatic Rifle (BAR).
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Dan Hentschel.
This hockey player faced an assault charge that was later dropped, after breaking a man's jaw in an altercation, almost causing him to be ineligible for his draft year.
Gavin McKenna.
This national park, located on top of a dormant volcano, is home to more than 500 active geysers, which is more than half of all the geysers on Earth.
Yellowstone National Park.
Dallas Receives: Kenny Clark, '26 First Round Pick, '27 First Round Pick.
Green Bay Receives: ?
Micah Parsons.
SHORE
Horse.
Named the "deadliest sniper in history", The White Death primarily utilized this bolt action rifle without a scope, and was able to rack up 505 kills.
Mosin Nagant M/28-30.
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2ndJerma.
This American Football player was given charges for reckless driving and street racing after a street race crash that resulted in 2 deaths.
Jalen Carter.
This tubular vegetable is used across many cuisines, but is predominantly used in Asian cuisine, where it is diced and added to soup and noodle dishes, or as part of a stir fry.
Toronto Receives: '27 Conditional First Round Pick, '28 Conditional Fifth Round Pick.
Colorado Receives: ?
Nicolas Roy.
JISHYFELL
Jellyfish.
During World War 2, some precision optics would use the silk of this venomous spider as the crosshair. The silk is said to be as strong as Kevlar fibers.
The Black Widow.
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Smosh.
This female basketballer was convicted of smuggling cannabis. She was sentenced to 9 years in prison in August of 2022, but was released in December of 2022 in an exchange for an Arms Dealer.
Brittney Griner.
This body of water is located between Africa and Asia, and contains more than 1,200 species of fish, 10% of which can be found nowhere else in the world.
The Red Sea.
Chicago Receives: Vili Saarijarvi, Andy Welinski, '23 Second Round Pick, '25 Fourth Round Pick.
New York Receives: Cooper Zech, ?
Patrick Kane.
THRONE
Hornet.
This firearm manufacturing company, founded in 1526 in Brescia, Italy, is the oldest gun company in the world. Famously, John McClane utilizes one of their weapons in the first Die Hard movie.
Beretta.
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Rooster Teeth.
A criminal investigation was opened into this NHL player after a 36km/h hit into the stanchion between benches, but did not end up facing any criminal charges.
Zdeno Chara.
Only 2 men in history have been important enough to have this entire famous bridge shut down for them; U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt and French President Charles de Gaulle.
The Golden Gate Bridge.
Edmonton Receives: Jimmy Carson, Martin Gelinas, '89 First Round Pick, '91 First Round Pick, '93 First Round Pick, $15 Million.
Los Angeles Receives: Marty McSorley, Mike Krushelnyski, ?
Wayne Gretzky.
NAILCEP
Pelican.