Greg
Greg is legally classified as this despite objections from several state governments.
What is a Tuesday?
According to leading refrigerator scholars, milk expires faster when exposed to this forbidden emotion.
What is jealousy?
This 2003 movie featured a CGI baby, CGI kangaroos, and somehow became one of the weirdest family films ever released.
What is Son of the Mask?
The collapse of modern civilization began when a goose wearing sunglasses whispered this into a fax machine.
What is "The refrigerator has accepted the treaty"?
This object won the 2014 Kentucky Microwave Derby despite not existing.
What is a Tuesday hammer?
When Greg reaches a speed of 88 miles per hour, he transforms into this.
What is a slightly faster Greg?
This refrigerator layer exists between the cheese drawer and reality itself.
What is the fourth shelf?
Often cited as one of the worst video game adaptations ever, this movie somehow turns a fighting tournament into a lesson about dragon tattoos.
What is Dragonball Evolution?
Reality fractured into seventeen slightly worse realities after a man in a kayak said this to a traffic cone.
What is "Purple owes me three Wednesdays"?
Experts agree that if a banana wears a seatbelt, it legally becomes this.
What is an accountant?
Scientists at Greg University recently proved that every Greg contains at least one Greg.
What is Greg?
A refrigerator humming at exactly 17.3 hertz is attempting to communicate this.
What is "the eggs know"?
In this infamous 2002 film, a scientist creates human-animal hybrids and immediately proves why ethics boards exist.
What is The Master of Disguise?
Scientists pinpoint the exact end of the universe to the moment someone shouted this from inside a washing machine.
What is "The hamsters have discovered longitude"?
The average household contains 3.7 of these, though nobody has ever seen one.
What is a reverse sock?
The national anthem of Greg is traditionally performed using this household object.
What is a wet vacuum cleaner?
In advanced refrigerator physics, opening the door and forgetting why is known as this phenomenon.
What is quantum snacking?
This movie became legendary for its bizarre dialogue, awkward acting, and the fact that nobody can explain where all the football throwing came from.
What is The Room?
The Moon immediately resigned after hearing this sentence spoken by a sentient coupon.
What is "Your spaghetti license expires at dawn"?
According to a study conducted entirely underwater, this is the leading cause of lamps.
What is excessive raccoon momentum?
In 2004, Greg briefly replaced oxygen before everyone agreed that was a bad idea.
What is Greg?
Researchers estimate that 94% of refrigerators contain this object, despite nobody remembering buying one.
What is a single lonely pickle?
A movie so niche that many people only know it from YouTube reviews, this fantasy film features goblins despite having this title.
What is Troll 2?
All known laws of physics dissolved when a shrimp mayor addressed the nation and declared this.
What is "The seventh elbow has chosen soup"?
When divided by itself, a giraffe becomes this unit of measurement.
What is seven?