Iconic Game Show Catchphrases
No whammies, No whammies, and stop!
Press Your Luck
Name a non Cubs pitcher with a losing record this season.
Ben Confirms
Brendon: "Well, they say you smelt it you dealt it."
?: "I don't know poetry Brendon."
Coach McGuirk
Bonus +250: Another iconic McGuirk line is "No, I'm not good Brendon, I just drank pee." This line is in reference to someone peeing in his new canteen
What country was the kid from?
Any act, or omission to act, that is prohibited by public law and punishable by the state.
Crime
I have a head and a tail, but no body. What am I?
A Coin
"Come on Down!"
The Price Is Right
List two of the ten leading home run hitters this season.
*Note: Their are technically 12 due to players being tied.
Ben Confirms
Bonus +350: Behind Kyle Schwarber, who I'm sure you said, who is second with 31 bombs?
On their unique view of romance:
"Melissa, I made you a card. It has a picture of a skeleton on it, and it says 'I love you until you look like this.'"
Jason Penopolis
Think Gatorade... but not!
Prime
When does today come before yesterday?
In the dictionary
"You are the _____ ___. Goodbye!"
*Blanks are the name of the show
The Weakest Link
This lengthy arm leads the league in strike outs with a whopping 167 punchies, averaging 9.3 per game.
Jacob Misoroski
On their brilliant musical theater ideas:
"It's about a boy. Me. And he's trapped in a world where nobody understands his genius. It's called '__: The __ __ Story.'"
*Blanks are the characters name
*Blanks are not meant to indicate how long the name is
Fenton
A thick, wet mud you might find in a swamp.
Grime
I’m odd, but take away one letter and I become even. What am I?
The number seven
"Who's ready to play the fastest game on television?"
Cash Cab
While not leading the charts in OPS, this smooth swinging Marlin leads the league in batting average hitting .334!
Otto Lopez
"Woah, you bought a new bag of 'I told yo so's, you can barley even pay for fries."
Brendon Small
Something beautiful and awe-inspiring.
Sublime
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see one single person on the boat. Why?
All of the people are married
"Did you sign the contract?"
The Wall
Which elite speedster leads the league in stolen bases, with 34?
Nasim Nunez
"Hi, welcome to hell! I'm a big fat old lady who looks as if she's already dead."
Jason Penopolis
A theatrical entertainment where actors express themselves without words. Has a clear beginning, middle, and end.
Pantomime
What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has thousands of letters?
A post office