Dad jokes
What is the best part of living in Switerland?
The flag is a big plus
This bone is the longest and strongest bone in the human body.
Femur
America got mad at America, so America fought America until one America won.
Civil War
This president was the first president of the United States.
George Washington
“Just Do It”
Why should you never trust a atom?
They make up everything
These organs filter waste from the blood and produce urine.
Kidneys
Some short people go on the world’s worst walk because one small object is apparently everyone’s problem.
The Lord of the Rings
This president was known as the principal author of the Declaration of Independence.
Thomas Jefferson
“Have It Your Way”
Burger King
Why should you never call someone average?
It's a mean thing to say
These blood vessels carry blood away from the heart.
Arteries
Two groups take turns moving a weird object a little bit before everyone falls over and they stop again.
Football
This president served as a general during World War II before becoming president.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
“The Quicker Picker Upper”
Bounty
Why will Apple never create the iCar
It won't have Windows
This part of the brain controls balance, posture, and coordination.
Cerebellum
This guy was really good at one thing, briefly tried a different thing, then returned to the first thing because that worked better.
Michael Jordan
This president created the Peace Corps in 1961.
John F. Kennedy
“Maybe She’s Born With It. Maybe It’s…”
Maybelline
What was Forrest Gump's password
1Forrest1
This term describes the body’s ability to maintain balance and remain steady.
Equilibrium
A guy finds out that basically everything around him is fake, but somehow his biggest problem is still getting to work.
The Matrix
This president became the first to take office without being elected president or vice president.
Gerald Ford
“What Happens Here, Stays Here”
Las Vegas