JEOPARDY!!

RIDDLE ME THIS

100

What has 13 hearts, but no lungs or brain? 

A deck of cards! 

200

I can be cracked, made, told and played. What am I?  

A Joke!

300

I have many keys, but can't open a single lock, What am I? 

A Piano!

TRICKED YA

100

When does Oktoberfest start in Germany?

September 

200

Hawaiian pizza was not invented in Hawaii, but in...

Canada

300

Caesar salad was not invented in Italy, but in...

Mexico

PUN-CH LINE

100

I want to be a doctor, but i don't have enough... 

PATIENTS/PATIENCE 

200

How do you organize an outer space party? You...

PLANET / PLAN IT

300

How did the picture end up in jail? It was...

FRAMED!

MAKING A CONNECTION

100

DIAL, FLOWER, ROOM? 

SUN! 

SUNDIAL, SUNFLOWER AND SUNROOM

200

KNIFE, FLY, CUP? 

BUTTER!

BUTTERKNIFE, BUTTERFLY, BUTTERCUP

300

DOT, MARK, MONEY & NOSE?

ON THE ___, TO MEAN "PRECISE"