STATELY LITERATURE
"A ____ Yankee In King Arthur's Court"
Connecticut
Ephelides is the technical term for these marks on the skin of kids & Howdy Doody
Freckles
The butter type is okay, but most of these utensils are prohibited, even religious ones
Knives
Sorry, Brett Favre, green is your color, not the purple you wore in your last 2 seasons with this team
The Vikings
Its November 11, 1889 statehood filled in a corner of the Lower 48, by George
Washington
"The Hotel ____ ____"
New Hampshire
You might want to stay out of the meadow today if you've got allergic rhinitis, this affliction
Hay fever
Axes & hatchets? No; Dynamite? No; These electrified lances used to control Bossy? Still no!
Cattle prods
Emmitt Smith ended up being for the birds & this desert-dwelling team
Cardinals
In 1916 German saboteurs blew up a New Jersey munitions depot, sending shrapnel into this nearby landmark's gown
The play "Abe Lincoln in ____"
Illinois
Scratch your head & figure out how to treat your pityriasis capitis, this
Dandruff
One of these metal levers with an avian name? Put it in your checked bags
Crowbar
Namath became "Hollywood & Vine Joe" in finishing his career with this team that has since moved
Los Angeles Rams
In 1856 William Dayton became the first vice presidential candidate of this new party
Republicans
"____ville"
Texasville
Epistaxis is this condition, & I think I'm getting one from sitting in the highest seats in the arena
Nosebleed
Sorry, Rembrandt, none of that flammable turpentine, used by artists as this type of diluting agent
Solvent (Paint thinner)
In 1984 Franco Harris ran out the clock with Jim Zorn & Steve Largent on this team
The Seattle Seahawks
In Dec. 1941 the Declaration of Independence was packed up & sent to this gold depository for safekeeping
Fort Knox
"Winesburg, ____"
Ohio
After childbirth, a woman may complain about these, striae gravidarum; you're still beautiful, honey
Stretch Marks
No realistic replicas of these, & no to the starting type, too
Pistols/guns
Joe Montana went 17-8 over his last 2 seasons as QB for this Midwest AFC team
Kansas City Chiefs
He founded the city of Savannah in 1733 & soon began serving as Georgia governor
Oglethorpe