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Named in 1877, a Montana county honors this man who did not exactly enjoy himself in the territory the year before

Who is George Custer? 

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It's the third letter in the Greek alphabet

What is gamma?

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From the world of film: Wilder & Crudup

Who is Billy?

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Alas, cozzie livs is short for this; Hawaii has the highest, while Mississippi has the lowest

What is cost of living?

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You going all the way to Nobu? I'm gonna walk over to my cupboard & eat this, the chunk white albacore kind

What is tuna?

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When but a child, this FBI agent tried unsuccessfully to save a lamb, a moment that would stay with her later in life

Who is Clarice Starling?

2

At about 400,000, Pulaski is the Arkansas county with the most folks; stands to reason, with this city as the county seat

What is Little Rock?

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He had a killer term as the third U.S. vice president

Who is Aaron Burr?

2

Providing different kinds of entertainment:
Kwan & Pfeiffer

Who is Michelle?

2

Also something bodybuilders do, this 4-letter word means to brag or show off

What is flex?

2

As tempting as that A5 wagyu filet mignon looks, I think I'll stay home & make this sammy with a common first name in it

What is a sloppy joe?

2

Unalive the dog of this man, the underworld's most feared assassin? That'll bring out some hand cannons

Who is John Wick?

3

Daily Double

Lyon, Sac & Sioux are 3 of the 99 counties that presidential candidates try to visit in this state

What is Iowa?

3

The third son of Adam & Eve mentioned in the Bible, he was born after Abel was unalivied 

Who is Seth?

3

Both can make you dance:
Allen & Gibson

Who is Debbie?

3

It makes sense that rizz, meaning charmingly seductive, comes from this word

What is charisma?

3

Why get takeout when we have a perfectly good half-eaten Hass one of these in the fridge? Just put it on some toast

What is an avacado?

3

An enchantress' curse in this 1991 Disney film forced a life of reclusiveness for one of the title pair

What is Beauty and the Beast? 

4

This Kansas county is known for its federal pen that was home to the Birdman of Alcatraz (before he was the Birdman of Alcatraz)

What is Leavenworth?

4

The third woman on the U.S. Supreme Court, she's now the most senior female member

Who is Sonia Sotomayor?

4

Creative types Schumann & Ludlum

Who is Robert?

4

A good song does this, sounding like the action of an open hand

What is slaps?

4

Pay for water? Not when we have a Persian one of these gourds; it's 96% water & we can be fancy & put it in our tap water

What is a cucumber?

4

In "The Princess Bride", Count Rugen offers everything to this man who unalives the count anyway, saying, "I want my father back"

Who is Inigo Montoya?

5

The "WOW" counties of this Midwest state are Washington, Ozaukee & Waukesha

What is Wisconsin?

5

Get it on, sound a gong for this third-most populous city in Maine

What is Bangor?

5

Very different leaders Mumford & Garvey

Who is Marcus?

5

If you're dressed perfectly or made the right move at the right time, you "understood" this 10-letter word, like in school

What is the assignment?

5

Maybe we use cheap scotch since we don't have kirsch to make this flaming cherry dessert

What is cherries jubilee?

5

In "Kill Bill", she played Elle Driver, who lost an eye to her master Pai Mei; she'd later see things differently

Who is Daryl Hannah?