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200

This person among you was born in 2002. (Robin disqualified)

Does that make you feel old?

200

There were this many fart jokes in the 2001 DreamWorks animated film "Shrek".

Home Theater Forum member Rob Gardiner, on November 9th, 2004, wrote:

"I watched Shrek last night and counted a grand total of 4 fart jokes and 4 belch jokes (...) There was a small handful of other "bodily humor" jokes, including a perspiration joke, a bad breath reference, and an earwax sight gag."


The user went on to write:

"There were 7 sexual innuendos in the film. People are concerned with exposing kids to fart jokes but not this?"

200

This is the longest that you specifically can hold your breath.

Prove it.

200

Make me laugh.

200 points to whoever made me laugh or got the closest.

200

He was the first Canadian Prime Minister to grow a beard while in office.

Why would I know that? Do I look like a Communist to you? A Canadian Communist? No. Take 200 points.

400

You were in this grade in 2002. (Robin disqualified)

Does that put things into perspective?

400

This 2009 Disney Pixar animated film follows the adventure of a cranky old man and a young boy scout as they take to the skies in a house held aloft by balloons.

NOTHING MUCH, WHAT IS UP WITH YOU?

400

This turquoise-colored rock has appeared on two of Nik's Jeopardy quizzes.

400 points to Nik's team.

400

DAILY DOUBLE

Make me a double cheeseburger.

490 points. One for each calorie of the McDonald's Daily Double Cheeseburger.

400

He was the first US president to discover the moon.

What is George Washington, who first discovered the moon for himself as a small child when he decided to look up, as we all eventually do.

600

This person among you was born in Macon, Georgia.

Trick question. There is no Pilbow among you, only I, Theodore G Jeopardy.

600

Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful phrase! So wonderful, in fact, that Disney went on to reuse the song in a brief scene in this 1995 animated film.

There is no punchline, this is just a real trivia question about Toy Story, the correct answer.

600

FREEZE (No moving, no speaking, not a breath)

Liars lose 600 points.

600

Make me understand what it's like to be you.

I feel like we all learned something here, today.

600

He was the first Canadian Prime Minister to discover electricity.

Trick question, they do not have electricity in Canada. 600 pity points to all Canadians. (Robin included)

800

Pilbow thinks that this person among you is very stupid looking and is using this question as a way to finally air that specific grievance.

That was very rude of you. 800 points to all other teams.

800

This is the greatest film of all time.

The answer is subjective, so everyone wins! Everyone who buzzed in gets 800 points.

800

The first two teams to buzz in after I finish reading this prompt will be able to elect one champion each to recite a screen play script. The first team plays part one, the second plays part two. Choose wisely.

800 points to whoever gets me in touch with a rich Hollywood executive.

800

Make me out to the ball game.

800 points to everyone who sang along.

800

He was the first US president to discover freedom.

Trick question, they try not to do that in America. 800 pity points to all Americans. (Atilly included)

1000

In the hit 2016 turn-based strategy video game Sid Meier's Civilization 6, this person among you unfairly charged Pilbow ten gold pieces to agree to mutual open borders.

The day of your reckoning has come, dear Michael. -1000 points to Arcanum's team.

1000

This foot-fetishizing furball from the 2005 animated film Madagascar has caused quite the stir throughout the Madagascar multiverse. From ripping down whole trees while asleep to consuming and absorbing his own abusive grandmother, this little firecracker gets around!

Who is Mort?

We also would have accepted Mortimer, or Furry oaf, or Prince Falcon, or Dread Pirate Mort, or Sad Eyes, or Demented/Raving Imp, or Indignant Toilet Brush, or Fun-Sized Trash Goblin, or Worm-Riddled Peach Pit, or Second-Hand Donkey Puppet, or Vulgar Little Mutant, or Trainwreck, or Chair Lemur Table Jr. Esquire, or Closet Elf, or Little Baby.

1000

A river stands between you and the rest of the Jeopardy game. You look for a way to cross, and after some searching you come across a man with a rowboat. The man explains to you that the only way he will let you use his rowboat is if you can get his fox, chicken, and sack of corn to the other side of the river. You can only fit one in the boat with you at any time. You can't leave the fox and the chicken alone together, or the fox will eat the chicken. You can't leave the chicken and the corn alone together, or the chicken will eat the corn. What do you do?

You find 1000 Jeopardy points, split them among the party and level up!

1000

Make an enemy of me.

I feel like we all learned something here, today.

1000

She was the first US president.

No she wasn't :(