Esperenza by the Numbers
What Light is That?
They Like Trump
From 87 East
With a Rowboat
100

This is the number that corresponded to Miss Olbermann's classroom on the intercom.

What is 3 1 8? 

100

It looks like a thermometer in choppy water.

What is the coolant light? 

100

Not all of this "simple" religious group in places like Holmes County, Ohio, vote, but, for those who did in 2020, almost all voted for Trump, likely due to a shared disdain for mask wearing.

Who are the Amish?

100

After West Woods, you cross into Newbury on 87 and then pass a giant one of these structures.

What is a dome?

100

A popular jump rope rhyme in the 1950s and 1960s ended with "they all went to heaven in a little rowboat" but started with "3, 6, 9, the goose drank ____"

What is wine?

200

This is the state route that Esperenza and Rachel bike to school along- known as Kinsman Road through much of Geauga County.

What is 87?

200

It looks like a gas pump.

What is low gas?

200

While most people with this hobby are Democrats, some of them support Trump, such as Cole DiFabio.

Who are birders? 

200

This gas station, on 87 and Auburn in Newbury, is known for a LOT of anti maskers and other idiots. 

What is Speedway?

200
Rowboats are often propelled with two of these, also called oars.

What are paddles?

300

This is how many sites Esperenza's mom (Victoria) is in charge of as SAC manager.

What is 6?

300
It looks like a genie's lamp dripping something.

What is low oil?

300

Trump also did well among people in areas where, historically, a lot of people mined this- such as parts of Kentucky, West Virginia, Pennsylvania, southern Ohio and Wyoming.

What is coal? 

300

A surplus store from this U.S. government branch, Neetlights, is frequented by locals along the Burton roundabout.

What is the military?

300

One use for rowboats is rescuing people from roadways impassable due to these, as what has happened before on Ohio route 87 east.

What are floods?

400
Following the "440" these are the last two digits in Middlefield's zip code, with the address being Esperenza Diaz, 15305 Newcomb Road, Middlefield, Ohio 440__

What are 62?

400

It looks like a windshield with two candy canes across it.

What is lower wiper fluid?

400
This Hispanic national group common in Miami supported Trump and helped contribute to his win in Florida.

Who are Cubans?

400
Between Burton and Middlefield, you start seeing this sign- "share" this with Amish buggies.

What is the road?

400

A popular nursery rhyme goes, "Row, row, row your boat, gently down this."

What is the stream?

500

Esperenza's mom drives a Ford Escort, which has over this many miles on it.

What is 200,000? 

500

Contrary to some belief, the SERVICE ENGINE SOON light on some cars might not just be a reminder for this.

What is the oil change?

500

Also due to the Communist issue, this Asian ethnic group common in places such as California and Texas supported Trump. 

Who are the Vietnamese?

500

In Middlefield, until the former's closure in 2017, these two restaurants, often together, were separate.

What are KFC and Taco Bell? 

500

A popular place to launch canoes and rowboats is from this park off Rapids Road in Geauga County. Part of its name is shared with a township the park is not in or near!

What is Eldon Russell?