Jokes
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was TWO TIRED
You're minding your own business one day when someone runs past you and bumps into you, spilling the contents of their water bottle.
HEY,______________________
WATER you doing!
What color Crocs do I have?
Pink!
Kicking it in the front seat
Sitting in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
It's
Friday by Rebecca Black
THE ULTIMATE DRIVING MACHINE
BMW
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack!
It's a nice Sunday morning and you decide to take a long walk in the park near you house when some idiot on a bike decides to cut in front of you unexpectedly while you were on the walk that you were walking. You're outraged and you yell, "_______________________"
AY IM WALKIN HEAH
What color crocs was I thinking of getting instead? (not pink duh)
Yellow!
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
The Duck Song
I THINK, THEREFORE IBM
(this one's easy i know i just thought it was funny ok)
IBM
When is a car not a car?
When it's turning into a driveway!!!
Your friend drops $10 in coins on the street and decides not to pick them up. This is, of course, ridiculous and you say "HEY, that just doesn't _____________"
make CENTS (haha get it)
What are the little thing you put inside the holes called?
Jibbitz!
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE, DOUBLE YOUR FUN
Wrigley’s Doublemint Gum
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
All the fans left.
You're in college and your friend has a long night of studying ahead of them (not you because you're naturally gifted and never have to study). Luckily you won a free Keurig at Prograd and you say to them "____________________________________"
AY YOU WANT SOME CWOFFEE
As of 2016, how many crocs were sold? (I told you all they're pretty cool)
100 Million pairs
They want my treasure, so they get their pleasures from my photo
You could see me, you can't squeeze me
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy
I got reasons why I tease 'em
Boys just come and go like seasons
Fergalicious by Fergie
Reach out and touch someone
AT&T
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
You're building something and you keep messing it up. on the 47th try though, you finally hit success! you scream in an accent "______________________, I did it!"
BADA BING BADA BOOM
When were crocs patented?
2006
Get to the club in a taxi cab
Everybody's looking at me now
Like "who's that chick, that's rockin' kicks?
She's gotta be from out of town"
Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus
Where's the beef?
Wendy's