Jenks Middle School
Science
Sports
Things I Enjoy
Teacher's Names
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There are too many people on Earth, in Georgia, there are guidestones that say the earth can only withstand 500 million or so
Why are the buses so crowded?
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No, if you look in the photographs and videos taken on the moon, there were no stars, no crater from where the ship landed, and it had cheap artificial shadows. The moon landing was for political gain. After that, NASA made a fake trip to Mars where they got caught faking it. So if they made a fake trip to Mars, why couldn't they make a fake trip to the moon?
Did we go to the moon?
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Barack and Michelle Obama
Who owns the swamp? Shrek left the swamp in the 2008 election.
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The counseling office or the office office?
Who is the old blonde in the office?
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A place...
What is Jenks?
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No it isn't, who is going to believe that we come from monkeys. Science used to say that cocaine was a remedy for coughing and colds, and that Cigarettes where healthy for you. Now they say it's all horrible for you. After all that, you still want to believe them.
Is the majority of science real?
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The fake kind.
What kind of news is CNN?
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Brown, obviously.
What color is Mr. Brown?
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I want change, real lunches with real food. A better, stronger, and more accurate blocking system for Computers. Get rid of Google, get rid of "Chromebooks" and get some real laptops for school and use Microsoft for email accounts. Bring back Microsoft Office with maybe even a 365 membership for everyone, if not, then Office online. Bring back Powerschool and ditch the Canvas grading system. Ditch Common Core education and start over with more accurate history studies. Switch the places for water and milk at lunch, when you go to lunch and get a bottle of water instead of milk, it actually cost more, I want to change that. Make Bing the preferred search engine, for one, I like Bing, two, it has been proved that Bing usually has more accurate results than Google. Unblock YouTube videos that have curse words. Bring back prayer in the moment of silence, interruptions will not be tolerated, not even for the announcements. Make Jenks Great Again!
What do I want for Jenks Middle School? $300 Bucks
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God
What is the answer to every science question?
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'Murica is a Republic, look it up. Who needs Democrats? They're losers.
The United States of 'Murica, is it a Democracy or a Republic?
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Bart Simpson
Who is Mrs. Bart?
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The principle of Jenks Middle School.
Who is Nick Brown? $400 Bucks Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhp!
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You can find the remains at the bottom of the ocean.
Where is the Garden of Eden?
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Baseball and Wrestling
What is the best sport?
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No, Abraham Lincoln did not free them. The Thirteenth Amendment freed the slaves and that was on December 6, 1865, about a year or two after Lincoln had died. The Civil War started because The Union or what some call the North, where taking away the rights and freedoms of the Southern states. Both North and South had slaves, it is believed by historians that the South had more because they were poor and lived in rural areas. Even Lincoln had slaves, there wasn't just Black slaves either. There where White Irish slaves and Native American slaves. This is something that many people and even schools, forget about.
Did Abraham Lincoln free the slaves? $400 Bucks Whad'ya say Bubba? Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhp!
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There are 2, Weidmann and Wideman.
How many wide men are there in this school?
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Jenks, simple as that. S O L D
Jenks or Union? $500 Bucks
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Everywhere
Where is Pangea?
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OU, there is only one Oklahoma!
OU or OSU?
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Donald J. Trump, the President of the United States of 'Murica. S O L D
Who will drain the swamp? $500 bucks
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Gidy-ons
How do your pronounce Mrs. Giddens? $500 Bucks