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100

She watched Moses float down the Nile in a basket.(Ex. 2:4)

Miriam

100

You may be thinking of heaps of things laid one on top of another but one time Jehovah warned the Israelites that if they were disobedient they would suffer from these. It is a condition of tumors in a not pleasant area.

Piles

100

The night Jesus was arrested, a certain young man was there observing Jesus. He only had a fine linen on as clothes. He had to flee the Garden of Gethsemane and doing so lost that fine linen leaving them naked. (More than likely) Who am I? 

Mark

100

Three roosters crowed; three times I denied Jesus. I am very sorry I did this, who am I?

Peter

100

He is known for being one of only 8 people on earth because he obeyed Jehovah. But he also was the biggest financial guru in the bible because he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Noah

200

Some of my qualities are loyalty, humility, and faith. I love my mother in law. Before I met my husband, some might have called him ruthless. Who am I?

Ruth

200

We may think of something of monstrous size, power, or appearance. But Job says it is something that eats grass like a bull, has a lot of power, and has bones like tubes of cooper. What I am?

behemoth aka hippopotamus

200

He pretended to be crazy to avoid being captured and killed.

David

200

One time I got in a foot race with a Eunich in a chariot. Who am I?

Philip

200

For the most part he listened to Jehovah, one time he hit a rock with a stick a few times out of anger. Another time he became the biggest law breaker in the bible when he broke all ten commandments at once.

Moses

300

 I tried to always listen to and respect my husband but this was very difficult, he was a very mean man. My courage saved our entire household. Who am I?

Abigail

300

We may think of something unpleasant that happens when we get food poisoning or morning sickness but in the bible a dog will return it meaning it overindulged in what was bad over and over 

Vomit

300

The apostles were very zealous, though sometimes their anger and wanting to be first got the better of them. Because of this Jesus called two of them something, what was it?

Sons of Thunder

300

I had doubts when Jehovah told me to be a mighty warrior. I asked for proof not once but twice. Let's just say, thankfully that wool was dry and then wet. 

Gideon

300

At a young age I fled from immorality even before it was a law. I also was in the first tennis match in the bible, when I served in Pharoh's court.

Joseph

400

I was so beautiful but more importantly I loved Jehovah and I had even better qualities and since I listened and obeyed, I saved my people from a very evil scheme. 

Queen Esther

400

Today, this word is slang for idiot or jerk. I am really a person in the Bible, I did some bad things but I thought I was a great hunter. Fun fact, the slang word started when Bugs Bunny called Elmer Fudd a "poor little ___" making a sarcastic poke at his skills as a hunter and the rest is history. 

Nimrod

400

There once was a king, who had dreams that some would call night mares and others would call prophesies. One led me to losing my mind and acting like a wild beast for 7 years, even eating grass like a animals do. Who am I?

King Nebuchadnezzar

400

One is missing, which is it. 

Peter, Andrew, James, John, Philip, Bartholomew, ______, Thomas, Thaddaeus, Simon, Judas, James.

Matthew

400

She pulled her adoptive son from a river but she was also the most business savvy woman in the bible. She went down to the bank of the Nile and pulled out a little prophet.

Pharoh's Daughter

500

I just wanted to throw a good party but my sister would not help. I even tattled on her but I ended up being the one in the wrong.

Martha

500

Technically this word is not in the NWT but other translations warn to "not leave this for the devil". Today we think of it as a clever way out of a situation that is not technically wrong. But originally this was a term for a cutting in a door or gate in a castle, allowing you to shoot arrows at any approaching danger while remaing safe.

Loop Hole


500

Jehovah disciplines those He loves but we don't always find ourselves in such a fishy situation like this person.

Jonah

500

Who is Uz's brother? (Genesis 22:21)

Buz

500

I had long hair, I was very strong, and I was also a comedian. I really know how to bring the house down.

Samson