Is that ideal?
Okay Boomer
Chem 101
Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
What's the matter?
100

RRRRRRRR (pirate voice). The units of R if the value is 8.314. 

What is J/(mol*K)?

100

MMMmmmm Cheese. Cabot.

Who is professor Kmiotek? 

100

Excitation! When burned, I produce a blue flame. 

What is copper?

100

3+3x3-3+3

What is 12?

100

YOU DON'T BELONG HERE

What is energy?

200

Lost a friend, this variable will condense the Ideal Gas Law from 5 terms to 4.

What is C [concentration n/V]

200

*takes 2 year sabbatical in Europe*

*comes back to teach at 68 years old*

Who is professor Clark?

200

Orbitals orbitals orbitals. Isn't electron configuration fun? The f orbitals is bigger than the s orbitals by this factor.

What is 7? (7x2=14)

200

48/2(9+3)

What is 288?

200

BUT WAIT, There's more. The fourth state of matter.

What is plasma?

300

Riddle me this: (all units match), P=1 V=8.314 n=? R=8.314 T=69

What is 1/69?

300

The BIG 7-0. This is the oldest Chem Eng professor at WPI.

Who is Deebs?

300

Yayyy you have an molecule! Now (in general) choose which atom is the central piece of the Lewis Structure. 

What is the least electronegative? (highest valence)

300

6^2/2(3)+4

What is 58?

300

You can change your type of matter by changing this. (basic don't get too technical)

What is heat (temp)

400

Group 18 on the periodic table, not reactive so do not mess with them.

What are noble gases?

400

A new-ish faculty member, he was hired at the same time as his wife who works in a different department. 

Who is Walter Z?

400

After millions of years, this subatomic particles still gets bullied for being the smallest.

What is an electron?

400


What is 14?

400

The  Bose-Einstein condensate is the fifth type of matter and is created by scientits. In this state, molecules move at this rate?

What is non-existant?

500

OH NO! The ideal gas law is fake and you now must consider this.

What is fugacity?

500

Honey I'm home! Thanks for coming to GH 121. 

Who is Kazantzis?

500

Sad boi hours :(. This letter does not appear in the periodic table.

What is J?

500


What is 15?

500

This liquid is the only known substance to expand when it freezes. 

What is water?