MSON Humor
What professor give nicknames to most students in class?
Professor Parkes
How many types of diabetes are there?
What does BUN stand for? Normal value?
Blood urea nitrogen 10-20 (7-20)
What disorder causes you to have hallucinations or delusions (ex. auditory, olfactory, visual)
Schizophrenia
What blood type is the universal donor?
O-
What is the test to determine if you have diabetes?
a1c
a procedure to remove waste products and excess fluid from the blood when the kidneys stop working properly
Dialysis
What number is considered lithium toxicity?
>1.5
Name three type of blood transfusions reactions?
hemolytic, afebrile, anaphylaxis,
What floor do most people meet up on after the test?
5th floor
What is the healthy range for a persons BMI?
18 to 24
What are the two forms of dialysis
Peritoneal Dialysis and Hemodialysis
What symptom is a sense of guilt for being alive when others weren't (ex: military trooper who feels gulity about their fellow trooper death)
Survivors guilt
What is a CBC?Name three labs on a CBC?
complete blood count, white blood cell count, red blood count, platelets
What professor can you smell coming from a mile away?
Professor Reid
Name one life threatening complication that can occur with people with diabetes
DKA or HHNS
What is the medical term for absence of urine
Anuria
a serious mental illness that causes unusual shifts in mood, ranging from extreme highs (mania or “manic” episodes) to lows (depression or “depressive” episode)
Bipolar disorder
How many minutes do you have to give a blood transfusion?
30 minutes
Name at least three validations from any semester from N1 or N2 (have to answer within 10 seconds)
Medication Validation, Trach Care, and NG tube
(Can name other ones)
What is the only insulin you can give thru an IV?
Regular Insulin
Name an potassium sparing diuretic (prefer the one dr. joseph said all the time)
Spironolactone
Name three neurotransmitters in the brain
Dopamine, serotonin, and norepipherine
What is a CMP? Name three labs on a CMP?
Complete Metabolic Panel, sodium, chloride, potassium, etc.