Villains Who Need Better Hobbies
She tries to capture one of Disney's most famous princess' voice, and use it to steal her dreams of living on land.
Who is Ursula?
To connect to the internet in 1999, you had to plug your computer into a phone line and listen to this type of screeching, robot-like noise.
What is dial-up internet?
A T-Rex trying to do a TikTok dance with its tiny arms is labeled this uncool word.
What is Cringe?
This three-word Harry Potter charm instantly unlocks doors, making it perfect for when you lock your car keys inside.
What is Alohomora?
This slow-moving creature takes three business days just to type out the word "Hi."
What is a Sloth?
This balding, grey-suited supervillain builds elaborate freeze-rays and rocket ships just to steal the physical moon with his army of banana loving creatures.
Who is Gru?
If you wanted to skip to your favorite song on this portable 1990s music player, you had to physically flip a plastic tape over to Side B.
What is a Walkman / cassette player?
The Stegosaurus is considered totally "bussin'" because of these pointy accessories on its tail.
What are spikes?
This Madrigal family member from Encanto has super-hearing, meaning she definitely knows who ate the last slice of cake.
Who is Dolores?
A giraffe’s selfie always gets ruined because this body part is completely cut out of the frame.
What is it's Head?
This dramatic fashion mogul wants to kidnap exactly 101 puppies just to make a single, highly questionable winter coat.
Who is Cruella de Vil?
Long before smartphones, doctors and parents wore these tiny, rectangular beeping clip-on boxes to receive a single text-based phone number.
What are pagers / beepers?
A Velociraptor that sneaks up behind you is definitely giving off this creepy energy.
What is Sus?
This Disney nanny flies with an umbrella, snaps her fingers to clean bedrooms, and uses a carpet bag that holds infinite furniture.
Who is Mary Poppins?
The group chat gets incredibly annoyed with this bird for constantly using voice notes to scream.
What is a rooster? (or a parrot)
This triangular, one-eyed demon from Gravity Falls terrorizes a small town entirely because he thinks chaos is funny.
Who is Bill Cipher?
This specific 2000s Motorola flip phone was the ultimate status symbol, especially if you had it in hot pink or metallic silver.
What is the Razr?
The entire herd of Brachiosauruses showed up to the swamp looking absolutely "snatched" in this color.
What is Neon-Green
This Pixar dad can stretch his limbs across entire rooms, which would be incredibly useful for reaching the TV remote without getting up.
Who is Mr. Incredible?
This underground animal keeps dropping its phone down a hole and claiming it has no bars.
What is a mole? (or a gopher)
This green-skinned Marvel cosmic villain spends years tracking down six colorful rocks just to snap his fingers and delete half the universe.
Who is Thanos?
Before streaming, families drove to this yellow-and-blue store to rent physical movies, making sure to rewind them to avoid a fee.
What is Blockbuster?
This flying reptile is the ultimate "main character" because it refuses to share the sky.
What is a Pterodactyl?
Star Wars characters use this invisible energy field to grab snacks from the pantry across the room without leaving the couch.
What is the Force?
This sea creature accidental-dials 50 people at once because it has too many arms.
What is an Octopus?