Poorly Described Video Games
Angry medieval dress-up simulator where you die repeatedly trying to pet a tree.
Elden Ring
This NBA player was drafted straight out of high school in 2003 and became a four-time MVP and NBA champion.
Lebron James
This 2001 Disney film is regarded as a cult classic and follows a twink who tries to follow in his father's footsteps to unlock secrets of the past.
Atlantis: The Lost Empire
Little green balloon guy
Pea Shooter
What is the Sith's "Rule of Two"?
There should only be two Sith Lords at any given time: a master and an apprentice
Cowboy tries to retire but keeps accidentally committing heroic crimes while everyone around him coughs ominously.
Red Dead Redemption 1
Who has the most NFL Championship rings?
(100 Bonus points if you can name how many)
Tom Brady
This 2010 DreamWorks film follows a twink trying to prove his worth to his people and his father while navigating a misunderstood world.
How to Train Your Dragon
Sassy Skeleton Twink
Papyrus
How much does a standard potion in Pokémon heal?
20 HP
Cape-wearing alien gets so grumpy over one bad day that he builds a world-spanning dictatorship while a brooding emo plays chess with alternate timelines.
Injustice: Gods Among Us
This country has won the most FIFA World Cup titles in men’s soccer.
Brazil
This 1953 Disney classic follows a twink who abducts 3 kids into his child army and forces them to fight a handicapped man.
Peter Pan
Angry Birds lizard
King K Rool
Who Sings Mabo No. 5?
Lou Bega
A shiny space frat bro catches feelings for a sexy USB stick while committing interstellar genocide.
Halo
This "Big Fundamental" led the San Antonio Spurs to 5 NBA championships.
Tim Duncan
This 2000 DreamWorks film follows a twink and his best friend as they con their way to godhood.
The Road to El Dorado
Weird octopus dead guy
Nemesis
Everyone debate why YOU think you should get the point.
Future Sean's Decision Is....
A bunch of gymnastic supermodels fight evil corporations, mutant pigeons, and increasingly moist zombies with the power of herbs and bad decision-making.
Resident Evil
In 1972, this team completed the only perfect season in NFL history, going 14-0 in the regular season and winning the Super Bowl.
Who are the Miami Dolphins?
This 2020 Pixar film follows a twink and his brother with daddy issues on a quest to find a magical McGuffin.
Onward
Angry boar warrior dude
Radahn
Everyone, pull up MS Paint and draw a self-portrait. You will have 60 seconds to complete your drawings, the best drawing in my eyes will get the points.
Sean's Future Decision Is....