I asked chatgpt to badly describe books
Two teens fall in love super fast, ignore all family drama, and decide dying tragically is the best way to prove it. Spoiler: nobody wins.
Romeo and Juliet
This character is the mascot of Disney
Mickey Mouse
Nothing beats a ____ holiday and right now you can save 50 pounds per person!
Jet 2
This person starred as Lord Farquaad
Topher Slemons
A worker of this restaurant is shocked when they are told that the customer doesn't want any ____ sauce
Chick-fil-a
An orphaned emo girl with zero chill falls for her mysterious, brooding boss who keeps his very inconvenient ex-wife in the attic. Ghosts? Maybe. Fire? Definitely. Everyone is sad
Jane Eyre
Natalie leads this service group which makes the namesake objects out of plastic bags
Mat Making
You preach theater etiquette _____
put your phone away
The ripped off pig's tail was revealed by this person after they lifted Beckham's hat
Conner Easley
Tuesday is pasta day at this place
CHCA Cafeteria
Wealthy man throws wild parties to flirt across a lake. Gets ghosted so hard he dies in a pool.
Great Gatsby
This woman was a famous actress. She has blond hair and a famous picture of her features her dress blowing up
Marilyn Monroe
Oh my god, its that long plethora of - wait for it - ____
Let me get a chair
The first big ensemble song was this one which says "as we barbecue, you you you"
Big Bright Beautiful World
Finish the quote: "I'm doing the classic Mcdonald's life hack 2024!" "Oh that's so cool!"
Who are you?!
Kid gets kidnapped, learns by talking to animals, then grows up to royally mess things up (and try to fix them).
Once and Future King
This conservative commentator was mad that the brown m'm didn't have heels anymore
Tucker Carlson
I go around sometimes and I hang out with other people that are my age and they're just kinda haiwu2fbicyebub
Brooooooo
Like can we just talk about the political and economic state of the world right now?
The shoemaker's elf says that they are one of these people
Scientologist
This restaurant has a sign that says free margaritas tomorrow and its address is 11530 East Kemper Road
Silver Spring House
High-tech nursery turns kids into little psychopaths, while parents freak out about being replaced by a virtual lion buffet
The Veldt
Both the Grinch and the mayor love this woman
Martha May Whovier
Actually Alexandra I'm very mad at you
Are you going to shoot me?
Finish the line: "he hoofed und he poofed und he ____"
signed an eveection notice
In the episode Krab a la mode, the Krusty Krab is turned into one of these
Ice Rink