Jokes
Why did the seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay it would be a baygull.
What word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
Short
Why did the picture go to jail?
It was framed
Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
What breaks as soon as you say it's name?
Silence
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta
What begins with T ends with T and has T in it?
A teapot
I have a head and a tail but no body. What am I?
A coin