UNG LORE
Before we were the nighthawks, we were this mascot.
What is the Saint Bernards or "Saints"?
Eating about 50 million of this fruit would give you Uranium poisoning, among other things.
What is bananas?
Barney Kroger opened this supermarket in 1883 up in Cincinnati, Ohio.
What is Kroger?
Happy birthday Raven!!
What is "I can't swim?"
The reason you might wake up with a questionable new tattoo or a regrettable text message is that alcohol impairs this.
What is your judgment?
This was the first female president of UNG who served from 2011 until she retired in 2023.
What is former President Bonita Jacobs?
The oldest goldfish lived to be this old.
What is 43 years old?
I can buy a diapers, watermelons, and firearms all right here. I might even buy an above-ground pool and a monster energy drink to go.
What is walmart?
"Road work ahead."
What is "Uh.. yeah, I sure hope it does?"
This body part will move rapidly and involuntarily when you're intoxicated, usually signally it is unsafe to drive.
What is the eyes? (aka: Nystagmus)
Price Memorial used to be this federal government building.
What is a federal branch mint?
A group of flamingos is called this.
What is a "flamboyance?"
This supermarket was named after a chain of theaters.
What is Publix?
"Hurricane Katrina."
What is "More like Hurricane Tortilla?"
Denial, Cravings, Loss of Control, Tolerance, and Physical Dependence are the five symptoms of this.
What is addiction?
The first woman to receive a degree from UNG.
What is Willie Lewis?
You’re statistically more likely to be bitten by this than by a shark.
What is a "New Yorker?"
This supermarket could be pronounced like someone asking if you speak English.
What is Ingles?
This sign was supposed to say "Fresh Avocados."
What is "Free-Shavoca-dooo?"
My shlawg is sloshed but he's about to get in the driver's seat.
What is, "TAKE THAT GUYS KEYS?" (Ideally you would already have a designated driver)
This is Nigel's favorite food, according to a webpage last edited on July 9th, 2014.
What is worms, fish, and the occasional Mountain Lion?
Saudi Arabia imports this animal from Australia.
What are camels?
This supermarket is the Holy Grail of the Midwest.
What is Meijer?
"STOP! I coulda dropped my..."
What is "CROISSANT?"
When alcohol is broken down in the liver, it produces this toxic chemical that can damage liver cells over time.
What is acetaldehyde?