"Are We There Yet?'
In this cozy town, Bex starred in her own accidental remake of Home Alone when the family left her behind.
Big Bear, CA
JoAnn traded California sunshine for Oregon pine this many years ago, proving sometimes life’s best moves come with a little Bend.
12
When JoAnn spots something she approves of, she delivers this two-word review like a principal handing out gold stars.
"Very Nice"
This beloved family member was claimed as the baby sister of the group, gaining two fiercely loving lifelong cheerleaders in JoAnn & Cherrie.
Cindy
Rebecca’s journey to JoAnn’s first Oregon home included an encounter with this animal, best known for looking perpetually unimpressed.
Lllama
In 2014, this mountain was the site of our family’s snowshoe adventure where we enjoyed a cup of hot cocoa and breathtaking views.
Mt. Bachelor
This principal was JoAnn’s mentor, role model, and the woman who unknowingly trained a future education legend.
Artie
Whether it's a stubbed toe, misplaced keys, or general life betrayal, JoAnn often responds with this dramatic declaration.
"Dammit to Hell!"
As young girls in Huntington Beach, JoAnn & Cherrie participated in this early entrepreneurial venture fueled entirely by sugar addiction.
Collecting cans to get money to buy candy
Brian’s most iconic poetic contribution to a mesmerized audience was this profoundly simple, noodle-inspired line.
"SPAGHETTI! SPAGHETTI!”
This Cabo creature crashed the girls trip and left Mom fighting for her life.
A parasite!
In 2023, JoAnn was truly a “Dancing Queen” when she got called out by one of the stage performers for wearing a dazzling blue outfit inspired by this band.
ABBA
This rapid-fire verbal roll call proves that correctly naming your child on the first try is apparently optional.
"Adam-Erin-Brian-Erin-Rebecca!!"
This sister earned legendary status as Cherrie’s most experienced birthing partner and lifelong source of support.
JoAnn
Adam’s unoffical autobiograhy could best be summarized by these two Twilight Zone episodes titles.
“Word Play and Helter Skelter”
During Thanksgiving this Idyllwild cabin featured enough of this animal decor to make Goldilocks feel deeply uncomfortable.
Lots and lots of bears!
This was the glorious year JoAnn finally hung up her educator hat and when her colleagues weren’t “too proud to beg” for her to reconsider.
2013
JoAnn loves belting out this Motown hit that reminds us all that apparently love operates on its own schedule.
"You Can’t Hurry Love” -The Supremes
Of these two casino-loving sisters, this one tends to walk away from the slot machines feeling significantly more blessed.
For one family member, a day-long line in Los Angeles resulted in this TV-worthy accomplishment.
Erin got a spot on Star Search!
At this lake destination Brian became the first known person to suffer from the extremely rare condition known as “Earth Sick”.
Mono Lake
“Notes, Thumbs, Blondie, and Wishful” were the unforgettable nicknames gifted to JoAnn’s children by this beloved family friend.
Suzanna
JoAnn frequently reminds her kids that she would really like this life upgrade before the end of time.
Grandchildren
A young Cherrie managed to start a fight with the neighborhood kids using only this simple hand gesture.
Thumbs down
After participating in a family hot box in a movie parking lot, JoAnn announced this groundbreaking discovery.
“I can feel it in my body!”