DAD JOKES
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits
You can break me easily without even seeing me or touching me. What am I?
What is a promise
Iconic bald child who celebrates holidays with his dog
Who is Charlie Brown
What can go up a chimney down, but not down a chimney up?
What is an umbrella
What do you call a well balanced horse?
what is Stable.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
Your pointless
What place are you in when you overtake the person in second place?
Second Place
Story of a homeless Atlanta child brought in by a wealthy family who helped him fulfill his football dreams
What is the Blind Side
What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a snail?
A slow-poke
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In the Snow Bank
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a mail box?
What is "Bill"
What is tall when its new but short when its old
What is a candle?
A story of feuding single old men neighbors
What is Grumpy Old Men
What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a snail?
A chili dog on a bun.
What would bears be without bees?
What are ears!
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
What is "It gets toad?"
Always old, sometimes new, never sad, sometimes blue, never empty sometimes full, never pushes always pulls. What am I?
What is the moon
Two weary travelers work hard to get home and experience many different travel options
Planes, Trains and Automobiles
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
A Milkshake
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was too tired.
What do you call a cow wearing stilts?
What is "High Steaks?"
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep?
What is Matt
Give, Thanks, Hang, Sign, King, Thing, Stink
What belongs to you but is used more by others?
Your name