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Nonsense Keys
Bible
Riddles
100
If it took twelve men eighteen hours to build a wall, how long would it take nine men to build it? [Milk]
No time because it is already built.
100
How many books are in the Torah? [Apple juice]
5
100
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I? [Water]
Footsteps
200
You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana. Which animal in the room is the smartest? [Coca-cola]
You... hopefully
200
What does the name Jacob mean? [kimchi juice]
He who holds on to the heel
200
The manufacturer doesn’t need it, the buyer doesn’t want it, and the user doesn’t know that they’re using it. What is it? [butter]
a coffin
300
What is yellow, smells like bananas, but is deadly? [vegemite...]
Monkey farts
300
God made the earth open up and swallow a man’s family and all of his belongings, what is the man’s name? [shoyu, soy sauce]
Achin… That’s what you guys will be when you drink it
300
What is 3/7 chicken, ⅔ cat, and 2/4 goat? [sambal,blueberry syrup]
Chicago. The first three words out of seven of chicken is CHI, the first two words out of cat is CA, and the first two words out of goat is GO. This makes (CHI)(CA)(GO) - Chicago.
400
Some months have 31 days, others have 30 days. How many have 28 days? [wasabi]
All months have 28 days.
400
What tribe is Paul from? [tofu, strawberry syrup]
Benjamin
400
You will always find me in the past. I can be created in the present, But the future can never taint me. What am I? [broccoli, korean chili paste]
History
500
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why? [raw egg, lemon extract]
- An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
500
What wood did Noah use to build the ark? [tomatoes, canned tuna]
Gopher
500
What belongs to you but others use it more than you do? [chips, chocolate sprinkles]
Your name