Funny
How do you make the number “one” disappear?
Add a “g” and it's “gone.”
You see me once in June, twice in November, but not at all in May. What am I?
The letter "E"
There’s a one-story house where everything is yellow. The walls are yellow. The doors are yellow. Even all the furniture is yellow. The house has yellow beds and yellow couches. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any stairs—it’s a one-story house. https://www.readersdigest.ca/culture/best-riddles-for-kids/ (RIDDLE LINK HIGHLIGHT AND CLICK ON IT WITH THE RIGHT SIDE OF MOUSE AND CHOOSE "GO TO https://www.readersdigest.ca/culture/best-riddles-for-kids/)
What word is always spelled wrong in a English dictionary?
Incorrect or Wrong
There was a circle house. There was a chef, a nanny, a butler, two children, and a maid. The boy child was found dead. The nanny said she was playing with the girl, the chef said he was cooking dinner and the maid said she was dusting the corners. So who killed the boy?
The maid because a circle house has no corners.
Why did I go golfing with 2 pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole in 1. (GOLF RIDDLES)