Riddles
Riddles
Riddles
Riddles
Riddles
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I am more powerful than the gods, more evil than the demons, and if you eat me, I shall perish. What am I?

Nothing. 

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A man rides into town on a Friday. He stays three days, then leaves on Friday. How is this possible?

His horse's name is Friday. 

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What can go up a chimney down, but can't go a chimney up? 

An umbrella. 

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What gets wetter the more it dries?

A towel. 

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A man was born in 1975 and died in 1975. He was 22 years old when he died. How?

Answer: 1975 was the room number, not the year. 

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What is seen in the middle of March and April that can't be seen at the beginning or end either month?

The letter "R"

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What disappears as soon as you say its name?

Silence. 

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I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?

An echo. 
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There are two ducks in front of a duck, two ducks behind a duck, and a duck in the middle. How many ducks are there?

Answer: 3 ducks (The first deck is in front of the second, the second is in the middle, and the third is behind the second). 

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A barrel of water weighs 60 pounds. Someone put something in it, and now it weighs 40 pounds. What did they put in?

A hole. 

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What English word has three consecutive double letters?

Bookkeeper. 


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How can the number four be half of five?

IV is the Roman numeral version for the number 4. IV in the word "FIVE". 

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The more you take, the more you leave behind. 

Footprints. 

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I turn polar boars white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champagne bubble. If you squeeze me, I'll pop. Can you guess the riddle?

No. 

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A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?

He was born on February 29th (a leap year). 

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You see a boat filled with people. It hasn't sunk, but when you look again, there wasn't a single person on board. Why?

All the people were married. 

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What has cities, but no houses and mountains, but no trees, and water, but no fish?

A map. 

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What has keys but cannot open locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not outside. 

A keyboard/A piano

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You're in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove, and a gas lamp. You only have one match. What do you light first? 

The match. 

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You can ask this question all day long and always get a different answer, yet all answers are correct. What is the question?

What time is it?

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What comes in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?

The letter "M"

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A woman shoots her husband, holds him underwater for five minutes, then hangs him. Later, they enjoy a quiet dinner together. 

The woman took a photo of her husband. 
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What can travel all around the world while staying in a corner?

A stamp. 

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You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?

Answer: The corn on the cob. 

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John is 6 feet tall, works at a butcher shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

Meat.