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On what kind of ships do students study?
Scholarships
How many cats can you put in an empty box?
One. After that, the box isn’t empty anymore.
A man rode in to town on Tuesday, and left two days later on Tuesday. How so?
His horse is named Tuesday!
Full of holes but still holds water
Sponge
Time of day is spelled the same forwards and backwards
Noon
You find me in December, but not in any other month. What am I?
D
There are three apples on a table and you take away two of them. How many apples do you have now?
Two
The most curious letter
Y
The only place that yesterday always comes after today
Can go through glass without breaking it
Light
I have a neck, but no head, and I wear a cap. What am I?
A bottle
What kind of coat is always wet when you put it on?
Paint
Who always enjoys poor health?
Doctor
First planet to be discovered by man
Earth
During which month do people sleep the least
February (there are fewer nights in February)
Why is an island like the letter T?
They're both in the middle of water
What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
Deck of cards
If two peacocks lay two eggs in two days how many eggs does one peacock lay in four days?
Peacocks don't lay eggs.
Bury when it's alive and dig up when it's dead
A plant
3 positive numbers give the same result when multiplied together as when added together
1, 2 and 3.
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and then presto—it’s Gone!
What do you break before you use it?
Egg
Has an eye but cannot see
Needle
In the middle of March and April that you can never see in any other month
R
What do you get when you divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10
70