Silly Riddles
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well
What word describes something a bird does and an action on social media?
Tweet
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight (ate) nine!
What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
A snowball
What comes once in every second but never in a year?
The letter "S"
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired
What's a word you say when you're surprised, and it's spelled the same forwards and backward?
Wow
Why did the circle feel so dizzy?
Because it was going around in circles!
What does the snowman get when he scratches his dandruff?
Snowflakes
What comes at the end of everything?
The letter "G"
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck
What word rhymes with "gold" and describes age?
Old
Why was the equal sign so humble?
Because it knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone!
If otters keep their money in riverbanks, where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money?
Snowbank
If your uncle’s sister is not your aunt, what relation is she to you?
Your mother.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They might crack up
What word rhymes with "beach" and describes a lesson?
Teach
What do you call a number that can't sit still?
A roamin' numeral!
Why do mummies love Christmas?
Because of all the wrapping.
There are 10 fish in a tank. Two drown, and four swim away. How many are left in the tank?
10 (Fish don't drown, and they can't leave the tank.)
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot
What word rhymes with "fire" and describes something you wear?
Attire
How much dirt is in a hole that is 5 feet deep, 4 feet wide, and 6 feet long?
None! It's a hole!
He is a man during the winter, but you might drink him during the summer. Who is he?
A snowman
A plane crashed between the border of France and Belgium. Where were the survivors buried?
They weren’t. Survivors don’t need to be buried.