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QUOTATIONS FROM HELL
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SPOT THE IM‑PASTA
100

The Sahara Desert derives its name from an Arabic word meaning this 

Desert

100

William Tecumseh Sherman's 1879 3-word comment on armed conflict

War is hell

100

Kawhi's pro sport
+
a pen with a bearing in the tip

basketballpoint pen

100

The source of this longest Chinese river is a glacier high in the mountains

the Yangtze

100

Conchiglie,
consigliere,
cappelletti

consigliere

200

Born John Rogers Stephens, in 2018 he released his first holiday album, "A Legendary Christmas"

John Legend

200

It precedes, "And I'm not going to take it any more"

I'm mad as hell

200

"Turkish" footstool
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compulsory

ottomandatory

200

A part of NYC's metro area, it was named for founder Adriaen van der Donck's nickname, which meant "young gentleman"

Yonkers
200

Manicotti,
mineola,
mostaccioli

Mineola

300

The ocean that surrounds Antarctica in the Southern Hemisphere goes by these 2 alternate names

Antarctic Ocean & Southern Ocean

300

In 1775 Samuel Johnson said not the road to hell, but hell itself, "is paved with" these

Good intentions

300

7 sisters constellation
+
total annihilation

Pleiadestruction

300

This port on Tokyo Bay was destroyed in 1923 by the Great Kanto earthquake & again in World War II by U.S. bombing

Yokohama

300

Farandole,
fideo,
farfalloni

farandole

400

He formed United Artists with Griffith, Pickford & Fairbanks & in 1915 lost a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest

Charlie Chaplin

400

"Thou art Peter, and upon this rock will I build my church and" these "shall not prevail against it"

The gates of hell

400

Cetacean breathing orifice
+
quantity purchases as opposed to retail

blowholesale

400

A great view of Mount Ararat 32 miles away can be had from the Old Fort in this Armenian capital

Yerevan

400

Tortiglioni,
tortellini,
tortoni

tortoni

500

A 2016 Forever stamp marked the 250th anniversary of the repeal of this act

Stamp act

500

In "Paradise Lost" Milton wrote, "Better to" do this "than serve in heav'n"

Reign in hell

500

Ulysses' beloved
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eye-covering game played with infants

Penelopeekaboo

500

The seal of this state of the Federated States of Micronesia has a stone coin & the words "Land of stone money"

Yap

500

Campanelle,
cavatelli,
calamanco

calamanco