Stupid Answers!
It's the name of the donkey voiced by Eddie Murphy in the Shrek movies.
Who is Donkey?
Emergency department or emergency room.
What is an ED/ER?
As a chemical compound, this molecule contains one oxygen and two hydrogen atoms that are connected by covalent bonds.
What is water?
This mixture of things is a frequent category on the Jeopardy! board. "Weird Al's" mind went blank when he took it for one hundred.
What is Potpourri?
Moses was born in this country that links northeast Africa with the Middle East.
What is Egypt?
Extreme or irrational fear of spiders.
What is Arachnophobia?
The logo of this brand depicts an arm holding a hammer.
What is Arm & Hammer?
Cardiopulmonary resuscitation, a life-saving technique that’s also called mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
What is CPR?
It's the same chemical as Bleach, and it sure keeps your pool clean.
What is Chlorine?
It is the most common degree at the highest academic level awarded following a course of study. The plumber and architect that "Weird Al" played against both had one.
What is a PhD?
Abraham was a native of this Chaldean city.
What is Ur?
Fear of confined or crowded spaces.
What is Claustrophobia?
26 nations united to draw up a Jan. 1, 1942 declaration that led the way for the creation of this peace and security seeking organization, in 1945.
What is the United Nations?
Body mass index, a measure of body fat based on height and weight.
What is BMI?
It's a mixture of sodium chloride in water and has a number of uses in medicine.
In this show, contestants compete to win cash and prizes by guessing the pricing of merchandise. "Weird Al" sure hoped that he would do better on this game show after he lost on Jeopardy.
What is The Price is Right?
This city has rich Bible history, including being the birthplace of Jesus.
What is Bethlehem Ephrathah?
Fear of water. It includes the Greek word for water.
What is Hydrophobia?
This 2017 film depicts the true story of attempts by journalists at The Washington Post to publish the infamous "Pentagon Papers".
What is The Post?
Electrocardiogram, a way of monitoring the heart and testing for problems.
What is an EKG?
It's a fluid that does not follow Newton's law of viscosity. It can even be made with just cornstarch and water.
What is a Non-Newtonian Fluid?
This is a pilaf-like boxed food mix. "Weird Al" would have won a year's supply of the San Francisco treat.
What is Rice-a-Roni?
The principal city and capital of the Roman province of Cilicia; birthplace of the apostle Paul.
What is Tarsus?
The extreme fear of going to the dentist.
What is Dentophobia?
It's the capital city of Kuwait.
What is Kuwait City?
It means 'Immediately!'
What is Stat?
Opium when processed chemically produces this highly addictive drug. Don't do drugs kids.
What is Heroin?
He was the host of the first version of the television game show Jeopardy!, which aired on NBC from 1964 until 1975. He gave the answers to "Weird Al", but he couldn't get the questions right.
Who was Art Fleming?
Barnabas was a native of this island nation in the eastern Mediterranean Sea.
What is Cyprus?
This is a class of specific phobias to particular animals, or an irrational fear or even simply dislike of any non-human animals.
What is Zoophobia?