"And I realised that, sure, Indians were drunk and sad and displaced and crazy and mean, but, dang, we knew how to laugh. When it comes to death, we know that laughter and tears are pretty much the same thing."
Arnold/Junior
"Anorexics are anorexics all the time... I'm only bulimic when I'm throwing up."
Penelope
What made Arnold change his mind about the Rez?
Throwing a book at Mr.P. After the situation, Mr P. came and gave him good advice.
Coach
What is one addiction prominent on the Indian Reservation?
Alcohol.
"Everywhere. I want to walk on the Great Wall of China. I want to walk to the top of pyramids in Egypt. I want to swim in every ocean. I want to climb Mount Everest. I want to go on an African safari. I want all of it. Every single piece of everything."
Penelope
"Well, this article said that over two hundred Mexican girls have disappeared in the last three years in that same part of the country. And nobody says much about that. And that's racist. The guy who wrote the article says that people care more about beautiful white girls than they do about everybody else on the planet. White girls are privileged. They're damsels in distress."