Groan!
What does Santa get if he's stuck in a chimeny?
CLAUS-tophobic
How many ghosts show up in the Christmas Carol?
Four
On the seventh day of Christmas, what did your true love give you?
Seven swans a-swimming.
What are you supposed to do when you find yourself under the mistletoe?
Kiss.
In How The Grinch Stole Christmas, the Grinch was described with three words. What are they?
Stink, Stank, Stunk.
What id the first thing elves learn in school?
The elf-abet
What town does Sccrooge live in?
London
What is the name given to the large tree trunk Victorians used to light and then allow to burn all through the holiday?
The Yule Log.
Name all of Santa's reindeer, in order of the song.
Dasher, Dancer, Proancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph
What are two other popular names for Santa Claus?
Saint Nick and Kris Kringle
What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
Lost.
What is the name of the man Ebenezer used to be apprenticed to as a boy, who the Ghost of Christmas Past showed him?
Fezziwig
What is the most popular cut Christmas Tree?
Fir
By tradition, bad boys and girls are supposed to receive what for Christmas?
A lump of coal.
In the movie It's A Wonderful Life, what happened every time a bell rang?
An angel got their wings.
What do you call it when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
Who asks Scrooge for a charitable contribution?
Two portly gentlemen.
What movie made fun of a young boys selection of a scraggly cut Christmas Tree?
A Charlie Brown Christmas
If you are Jewish, what holiday do you celebrate from December 16 to December 26?
Hanukkah
Which country did eggnog come from?
England
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas?
They use Santa-tizer.
How long has Jacob Marley been dead?
Seven years
By tradition, what are the two most popular Christmas Tree toppers?
Star or Angel
If you were poor, where could you go for a free Christmas tree?
A National Forest
How do you say "Merry Christmas" in Spanish?
Feliz Navidad