Sheer Will-power
Some families might say there's always money in the banana stand, but at the Will's, you will ALWAYS find this beloved staple
What is Miller Lite?
This Paris only likes brunettes
Who is Karis AND Paloma? (trick question!)
Like roughly 5% of feral cats, Kitty Girrrl is afflicted with this autoimmune disease
What is Feline Immunodeficiency Virus (FIV)?
This is Paris’s official anniversary. Nice!
What is June 9?
Popularized by Mr. Worldwide, this catchphrase means "let's go!"
Dalé!
Paris regularly communicates with this Will over >5 group chats
Who is Kyle Will?
This Paris cannot sleep without listening to police interrogation videos
Who is Karis
A whopping 1500 miles away, Kitty girl hails from this tropical paradise
What is Miami, FL?
Paris’s sun zodiacs, this astrological couple are “sister signs” and considered by Paris to be the ultimate pairing
What are Aries and Libra?
Widely attributed to Armando Christian Perez, Karis often recites a proverb comparing oneself to this controversial dog breed, which is "too stupid to lose."
What is a pitbull?
A relic of the 2010s, this app is the primary communication medium for the Wills
What is Snapchat?
This Paris serially dates their coworkers. Third time’s the charm!!!
Who is Paloma?
Inspired by another beloved family pet, THIS is kitty girl’s real (legal) name
What is Ms Ghost?
It was during this astronomical event that Paloma “pre-proposed” to Karis on her birthday
What is the 2024 solar eclipse?
Karis got the cheapest seats possible seats to see this artist, one of Paloma's all time faves.
Pitbull
What a good girl! This pup bears one of the most popular dog names in the United States
Who is Luna?
This Paris’s extended family is nearly entirely made up male relatives
Who is Karis?
A daily ritual of kitty girl's, which she reliably does for hours on end — she’s a creature of habit!
What is prayer to the food goddess?
In Paloma's defense acknowledgements, she referred to Paris as this astronomical phenomenon.
What is a binary star?
When Paris first met in real life, Paloma was dressed as this person.
Who is Pitbull