Give me a drink, and I will die. Feed me and I'll get bigger. What am I?
Fire
What is the real name of Cookie Monster
Sid
Come unto me all ye that labor and are heavy laden and i will give you rest
Matthew 11:28-30
This tastes like the cow got into the onion patch.
Napoleon
How many lettters does the longest word in the English language have?
45 letters
What can travel all over the world while staying in a corner?
a stamp
How fast was the first person ever convicted of "speeding?"
8 mph
Don't be alarmed, He's alive
Who said this? or What book is it from?
Paul in Acts 20:9-10
Eight Cow Wife
Johnny Lingo
what character is believed to be real by 25% of the U.S.?
Sherlock holmes
You'll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars and Jupiter, but not in Venus or Neptune. What am I?
The letter R
What sea creatures have been used in war?
Dolphins
Uz is the firstborn, Buz is his brother
Genesis 22:21
How fast was the first person ever convicted of "speeding?"
8 mph
Why do dogs like squeaky toys?
It mimics a dying animal
I have cities, but no houses. I have forests, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map
What is banned in public places in Florida after 6 pm on Thursday?
Farting
What book is this in?
Like a gold ring in a pig’s snout is a beautiful woman who shows no discretion.
Proverbs
Who said "You are a child's plaything!"
Woody
On average, what is the things that Americans do 22 times a day?
Open the fridge
Which question can you never answer "yes" to?
Are you asleep?
What is the number one seller at Walmart?
Bananas
Which book does this come from?
Stupid people say bad things about their neighbors. Wise people know to be quiet.
Proverbs
Which famous person said "Keep moving forward"
Walt Disney
In what state is it legal to hunt unicorns
Michigan