Pokedex entries
From the time it is born, a flame burns at the tip of its tail. Its life would end if the flame were to go out.
2 Q's
Who is Amumu
"Why is molester a bad thing?"
I produce the acorns that squirels love to eat
What is Oak
A child snorts cocaine in the desert and then becomes jesus
It pines for the mother it will never see again. Seeing a likeness of its mother in the full moon, it cries.
What is Cubone
This strong and ancient character is the oldest champion in LOL lore
Who is Aurelion Sol
"please sir, I would like to kill your dog"
Who is Chris
This is the tallest tree in the world
What is Sequoia
A monster saves a girl from marrying a tiny man
What is Shrek
After spending thousands of years in harsh deserts, its blood transformed into the same substances as sand. It is nocturnal, so it hunts at night.
What is Cacturne
This BIG BOY weighs in at 86 tons and is the heaviest champion in the lore
Who is Malphite
"sometime you have to slap a bun on that hot dog and call it a frank"
Who is Spencer
Towering over the lands between, this large golden leaved tree seems to be very flammable
What is the Erdtree
Purple alien goes on a rampage across the universe so he can complete his rock collection
What is Infinity War
Using its tail like a spring, it keeps its heart beating by bouncing constantly. If it stops, it dies.
What is Spoink
This champion has the most barefoot skins in the game
"It's like dating but your boyfriends are swords"
Who is Dom
Despite being only 13 years old, this tree is has moved the furthest of any tree
Who is Maokai
Man watches his wife die, and only son be disabled after a brutal attack on his front lawn. Years later his son is then kidnapped. He travels many miles in search of his son with help of strangers he meets along the way.
What is Finding Nemo
This Pokemon has the habit of hugging its companions. Many Trainers have left this world after their spines were squashed by its hug.
What is Bewear
There are 4 champions that have one skin currently, 3 of which are male. They are Milio, Smolder, Hwei and THIS female champion.
Who is Briar
"Jesus tasted like Yeezys"
Who is Zak
Known as the 'Forest king', this tree is known to produce puffs of air and shake, dropping fruit on those below
Who is Whispy Woods
Trillionaire hires teenager to kill a disgruntled employee
What is Captain America: Civil War