Jeoparino

Having a "pun-derful" time!

100

What type of puns do I find humerus?

Bones/Skeletons

200

I've grown week, because I haven't told a pun in this many days.

7 days

300

Axe people this question, but they have a smaller version of the tool.

A hatchet

400

I make these puns, not that i want to, but because I knead to. It's the yeast I can do.

Bakery/bread

500

I fail to make ground puns, because I'll ____ it.

I'll Soil it

Hearthing some Stones

100

This minion has the highest health in all of hearthstone.

U FACE JARAXXUS

200

I'm the mech who makes a hero into a minion

Bling-tron

300

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Whirling Zap-o-matic

400

I'm the only spell who can get you every single card, minions, spells, weapons...I got it all.

Unstable Portal

500

Stat wise, I'm the best 3 drop. Effect wise, only mill rouge and spell spam mage decks like me...

King Mukla

I will gather the hell out of this magic

100

I'm the most useful mana, but very few people base a deck around me...

Grey mana

200

I'm so depressed about this mana colour...

Blue mana

300

My kind comes in all colours, we sting like a piece of wood, and we are known as that too.

Slivers

400

Name 4 guilds, but they can't use blue mana! (No simic, dimir, or izzit for example)

Rakdos, Gruul, Boros, Selesnia, Orzhov, Golgari

500

Name 3 Monocoloured God cards

Thassa, Purphoros, Nylea, Heliod, Erebos

Ethan

100

Solve: 3X + 14 = 74

X = 20

200

Solve: three times a number is equal to 18

[Variable] = 6

300

Solve: Madis has three cookies. You ask him for one. He refuses. you take a cookie. What does Madis have?

Three cookies and a corpse

400

Solve: Add the Digits of the year, month, and day I was born together. (In case you forgot, the nineteenth of February)

15

500

Solve: Add the number of points this question earns you for answering right to itself and triple it's value.

3000

I "M" Cool

100

Name a colour that starts with "M"

Magenta, maroon, this list goes on.

200

This food likes being introduced to new people. (This is a pun too.)

Meat

300

This person is known for being a member of a cult, has hair of strawberry blond, and helped me defeat the moon lord in terraria

Madis

400

What animal is normally related to Canada, and is known for having antlers?

Moose

500

These jokes are spread throughout the internet, from corgis to someone named daniel, to the most uncommon of frogs.

MEMES