Dylan's Boon
White Celebrities Saying the N-word
Losers
Martha Speaks
Alternate Retellings
400
The names of Dylan's parents.
What is Dana and Randi Foote?
400
This former Food-Network star admitted in a deposition to having used the n-word in the past. As well as to describing an "impressive" "really Southern plantation wedding" in which the wait staff was exclusively "trained" black men
Who is Paula Deen?
400
This failed streaming service advertised bite sized content that could be streamed on your phone.
What is Quibi?
400
Martha would not be able to speak this kind of language, seeing as she is in a dog's body.
What is sign language?
400
This 2011 movie is a retelling of a classic fairy tale, minus the teapots.
What is Beastly (2011)?
800
Dylan has a special love of this breed of long-nosed dogs.
What are borzoi?
800
The voice of Buzz Lightyear once said, "If I have no intent, if I show no intent, if I clearly am not a racist, then how can '[n-word]' be bad coming out of my mouth?"
Who is Tim Allen?
800
He lost the 2004 election to President Bush.
Who is John Kerry?
800
With the right sort of soup, Martha could speak this language with the highest percentage of first-language speakers.
What is Mandarin Chinese?
800
This play uses a pair of minor Shakespearean characters to explore absurdist and existentialist themes.
What is Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead?
1200
The metacritic score for Fallout: New Vegas on PC.
What is 84?
1200
This formerly-rising Country star was recently caught on tape shouting the n-word along with other profanity. A member of his management company told Fox News
"______'s case will cause him short-term financial pain. If he reaches out to those in the African American community through action and within media, he should be able to return to his pre-incident levels within a year or two."
Who is Morgan Wallen?
1200
Barnes and Noble launched this e-reader that next quite caught on.
What is a Nook?
1200
Martha would not have been able to speak this Native American language before the 1820s, as Sequoyah had not developed his writing system yet.
What is Cherokee?
1200
This TV series follows Johnny Lawrence, an antagonist of the film series that came before it.
What is Cobra Kai?
1600
DAILY DOUBLE
The ult line of Sombra. One of Dylan's former Overwatch mains.
1600
An extremely famous pop singer once captioned this photo of her son with "No one messes with 'Dirty Soap'! Mama said knock you out!" #disni**a," 
Who is Madonna?
1600
I would hate to be given this Microsoft product, instead of an iPod.
What is a Zune?
1600
Spoken in Peru, Bolivia, Colombia, Ecuador, and other countries, Martha could learn Quechua, known for being the main language family of this empire.
What is the Incan Empire?
1600
This musical tells the story of Elphaba Thropp, from promising magic student to pariah.
What is Wicked?
2000
Dylan has read this artist's animalized graphic novel based on his father's experiences before, during, and after the Holocaust.
Who is Art Spiegelman?
2000
After a Nebraskan senator he interviewed told him he was welcome to join them in the field, this late-night comedian replied "Work in the fields? Senator, I’m a house n*****.” He then told the audience it was a joke before issuing this statement the next day.
“Friday nights are always my worst night of sleep because I’m up reflecting on the things I should or shouldn’t have said on my live show. Last night was a particularly long night as I regret the word I used in the banter of a live moment. The word was offensive and I regret saying it and am very sorry.”
Who is Bill Maher?
2000
This historical figure tied in electoral college votes with Thomas Jefferson, yet the House of Representatives made him the loser.
Who is Aaron Burr?
2000
Transport Martha back to Shakespearean times and she would speak this historical form of English.
What is Early Modern English?
2000
DAILY DOUBLE
Twilight fans were delighted by the recent publication of this novel, a retelling of the story from Edward's perspective.