Horsin' Around
It's (Children's) Lit
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(English) Major Bummer
Before and After (Sponsor Edition)
100

Horses have a whopping ten muscles to control these (we humans have only three). 

What are ears? 

100

Hans Christian Anderson had this other job before he became a writer. 

What is an actor? 

100

This official state tree of Ohio shares its name with a candy made from peanut butter and chocolate.

What is the buckeye?

100

This poet wrote the line "Do not go gentle into that good night; rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Who is Dylan Thomas?

100

This sponsor might be called upon to assist this 1950s boy group in overcoming heartbreak, getting her out of their hearts. 

What is Betterhelp Me Rhonda?

200

This gait comes second in the four basic locomotion styles. 

What is trotting? 

200

These two siblings pioneered the modern fairy tale. 

Who are the Grimm Brothers? 

200

This river forms the southern boundary of Ohio and separates it from Kentucky and West Virginia.

What is the Ohio River?

200

This character from Charlotte Brontë's Jane Eyre is revealed to have been hiding his mentally ill wife in the attic.

Who is Mr. Rochester?

200

This Ryan Reynolds-backed sponsor might use one of these transportable domiciles to travel around promoting the wide service capabilities of the brand. 

What is Mint Mobile Home? 

300

Known as “Big Red” to his fans, this champion is widely considered the greatest racehorse of all time.

What is Secretariat?

300

This "watchdog" main character of the classic Phantom Tollbooth has this appropriate name. 

Tock

300

This NFL team, based in Ohio, is known for its distinctive orange helmets without logos.

Who are the Cleveland Browns?

300

This epic poem tells the story of a hero who battles Grendel, Grendel’s mother, and a dragon.

What is Beowulf?

300

You might say this if you had a sudden brilliant idea surrounding a certain financial suite for families and kids. 

What is Greenlightbulb moment. 

400

Because of a strong cardiac sphincter, horses cannot do this unpleasant activity. 

What is vomiting? 
400

Theodor Geisel, who was educated at Dartmouth and left all of the proceeds from his books to the school, went by this pseudonym. 

Who is Dr. Suess? 

400

This U.S. President from Ohio served from 1869 to 1877 and was a commanding general during the Civil War.

Who is Ulysses S. Grant?


400

This Romantic poet wrote, "Beauty is truth, truth beauty," in his "Ode on a Grecian Urn."

Who is John Keats?

400

If this meal kit provider joined forces with this Constance Wu sitcom, it might be called this!

What is HelloFresh Off the Boat?

500

This body part male horses have more of than female horses (no, not those, Ron.) 

What are teeth?

500

This writer of "The Secret Garden" died in 1924. 

Who is Frances Hodgson Burnett? 

500

This whimsically named North Carolina location is where the Wright Brothers, originally from Ohio, made their first successful flight in 1903.

What is Kitty Hawk?

500

This tragic character from King Lear says, "As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods; they kill us for their sport."

Who is Gloucester?

500

If a particular sponsor whose marketing features Jake opened up a restaurant featuring local produce, you might call it this. 

What is State Farm to Table?