Stuff Old People Would Know
After a 5 cent increase on July 13th, one of these now costs you 78 cents before you can stick it and send it.
A Stamp
She has since changed her ways (allegedly) - but this was jills most embarrassing admission of poor personal hygiene.
Not Flossing
It sounds like a chicken sometimes... but it's somehow weirdly accurate.
Val's "John Peake" voice
If you look at Val’s Netflix history - you’ll likely find historical dramas about these kinds of people
Vikings
Our Brian is one of our dawgs… but this Brian… is a dog.
Brian Griffin
Depending on your age, you'd either say this about Soulja Boy, or your car window.
Crank Dat
Against our will, we just learned this way to get Jill hot and bothered in a pinch.
Nipples
The next time we will learn about more things John Peake hates about the show.
Today in our post-show meeting
Gas, Electric, Phone... The older you get, the more of them you seem to have
Bills
You might have to worry about the devils lettuce with our Brian, but you’d have to worry about more serious substances if you let this Bryan cook in our kitchen.
Bryan Cranston
These days only old people have one in their homes... even if it is in color.
Printer
She told us she got it from her dad, and its the longest of all of the Escoto sisters
her crack
This typically happens once a year on St Patrick's Day in March... or every time anyone mentions having any Irish background whatsoever.
Val's Irish Accent
Hotels note that this is the #1 thing guests will often leave behind in a hotel room on vacation
Chargers
Everything he does, he does it for you. Maybe you'll hit it off at the iHearRadio Music Festival this year.
Bryan Adams