Here Lies a Promising Young Creative
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100

Penny's high school creative writing teacher said her writing reminded him of this famous author.

Who is Hemingway?

100

This classic was Penny's very first Legend of Zelda game.

What is the Wind Waker?

100

Against her fear of the water, Penny's dad bribed her to start swimming lessons with the promise of this new item.

What is a bass guitar?

100

This classic Penny nickname was coined in 2014 during an acid trip in the forest.

What is Beller?

100

Penny was diagnosed with Crohn's disease at this age.

What is 12?

200

In the 10th grade, Penny was comically 2nd Bass Guitarist for this high-school-level musical production.

What is Footloose?

200
This is the first song Penny can recall hearing.

What is Blackbird?

200

This province was home to Penny's mum's long-term girlfriend, Dee, who lived with us for three years, 2003-2006. During this time, we vacationed there each summer.

What is New Brunswick?

200

Embarrassingly enough, Penny has dated multiple women named Sara without an H. We're lookin' for a number here.

What is three?

200

Penny's first concert was this band in 2006.

What is Coldplay?

300

You may not go to your bookshelf and check this answer. Honour system. This is the title of Penny's 2014 chapbook, published with the help of Gary Barwin.

What is Manipulated Shed?

300

This is the name of the video game Penny has been playing about a trans girl who climbs a Canadian mountain while struggling with anxiety and depression.

What is Celeste?


300

Penny's boomer dad has this many siblings.

What is nine? (ten kids, dad included.)

(Martin, Hans, Vera, Mary, Jack, Robert, Nancy, Linda, Richard, Jim.)

300

Penny hung out with several members of this seminal Canadian indie band on her second trip to Vancouver.

What is Said the Whale?

300

Penny experienced ego death after eating what can only be called a unnecessary amount of mushrooms while listening to the audio of this film.

What is 12 Monkeys?

400

Penny was going to be nominated for this literary award before moving to Montreal and excluding herself from the award's requirements.

What is Hamilton's Emergent Writer award?

400

In 2008, this band's lyrics made Penny care about sentence structure and eventually led her to start writing.

What is Los Campesinos?

400

In 1993, Penny's mum was pregnant with a child who sadly passed away immediately after birth. This was his name.

What is Ansel?

400

Penny first met her good friend Christine at this Canadian writer's poetry workshop.

What is Stuart Ross?

400

Name a celebrity that went to Penny's highschool. Penny has talked about this. 

Possible answers include: Eugene Levy, Maple Leaf's right wingsman Tie Domi, Martin Short, Space Jam producer Daniel Goldberg, and jazz singer Diana Panton.
500

Penny regularly posted her poetry on this website in 2013-2014.

What is HelloPoetry?

500

Consider the following list: Gengar, Sylveon, Ditto, Mudkip, and Bellossom. 

Penny's favourite Pokemon is on this list. She intends to get a small tattoo of it.

What is Ditto?

Honorable mention, Gengar.

500

This is the name of Penny's dad's sibling that has passed away.

What is Nancy?

500

Penny and AJ met in this grade.

What is the fourth grade?

500

Penny suffered from this inflammatory auto-immune disorder as a child.

What is Asthma?