Spells
I did not ask how big the room is, I said I cast...
Fireball
The theater kid
Bard
Everyone's Favorite little alchemist
Q
Shiny winged creature that was being harvested by the Ringleader
Gold Dragon
I will insult this man to death!
Vicious Mockery
The himbo Jock
barbarian
the Ringleader's PaPa
Asmodeus
Right in the spidussy
Drider
Dm, tell me what this is
Identify
I will punch you so hard and ten times in a single turn
Monk
Derg and Berg brother
Jeff
Giant creature that is the most infamous and scary creature in the original monster manual
Tarrasque
I put the statue baby in the corner with my mind
Telekinesis
I have the power of God and Anime on my Side. AAHHH
Paladin
The lord of the current town you're in
Thorrick Narbek
Big eyeball with more little eyeballs
Beholder
I call forth giant space rocks
Meteor Swarm
It's not a phase mom
Rogue
The legendary artifact Ruric carries at all times in an admantine case
The pyronomicon
Devil with snakes coming out of it's face that you fought in the arena
Bearded Devil