son of a beach
where is rhode island
bahamas
who are the bahamians
big scary man drives big scary car in big scary apocalyptic desert
where is mad max
1
after working at this fine dining place for 6 months as a busser, i made a whopping $15 in tips
where is iron forge
i stepped on glass at this beach and had a traumatic memory of tito botchoy pouring alcohol on my foot in the hotel room
where is boracay
fiji
who are fijians
this monkey is minding his own business when a bunch of mean christian missionary-type people show up and try to play god, then he goes ape mode
who is king kong
2
what are new orleans pelicans
this company tried to get me to deny my current job's offer letter and take their "verbal offer" instead
where is matrix applications
who is erin
LAOS
laotians
this one actually really scary i can't believe he was dead the whole time
what is the sixth sense
3
where is utah jazz
i spent more time playing pokemon unite than working at this location as a technical assistant
this state was where mom was just relaxing on the beach and got hit by the waves :(
where is jersey
turks
guy in big scary mask tries to overthrow really mean government
v for vendetta
4
why are dallas mavericks
where is banana republic
eric and i got swallowed by a riptide in jersey and these two uncles left us in the riptide
who is tito happy and tito chuck
HONG KONG
hong kongers
this movie features a young elon musk-like baby in a suit
who is boss baby
5
who is minnesota timberwolves
this homemade bakery uses pillsbury dough and the owner is the worst human in warwick
where is shannon's eyes on the pies