Uhnimuls
Füd
Hiztory
Pulutycks
Rondem
100

When were Polar bears discovered?

(silence)

100

Where were French fries invented?

Germany’s basement

100

Who was the first president?

Ewan muysk 

100

Who is the current President?

Cawtr Kilspak

100


What color is orange?

Downold twamp

200

How did the dinosaurs go extinct?

The cone of shame

200

Can you eat rock?

Medium well pwease…

200

Who is Gorge Washington?

Winner of season 7 of the “ Great British Baking Show”.

200

When was the united states founded?

Yesterday at 2a.m.

200

Are gloves good for your hands?

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

300

How do you tame a cat?

Pickles and tickles

300

What will happen if you don’t eat potatoes?

You’ll end up with a life of drugs and prison

300

What world changing event occurred in 1560?

Uncle Jeff was born

300

How old is the president?

He has no age?

300

Was the water cold yesterday?

 uuummm and I quote “Shut up Braxton, it’s bad” end quote

400

What Color are tigers?



dumb question, tigers don’t exist 

400

How many calories are in a corndog?

Michael Jackson 

400

How old was Abraham Lincoln When he died?  

Approximately 4 and a half

400

Who is the governor 

   of California?


Taylor swift’s cats

400

Finish the line “ I think I’ll try defying _____ !”

Gravy

500

What do fish eat?

The souls of the innocent

500

Who invented the s’more?

Some dude from Florida

500

Who was Johny Apple seed?

My local librarian

500

What day was Pearl Harbor?

No

500

How do light switches work?

The little man living in my ceiling