That Dog Pippin
He's this many years old
What is roughly 1?
What is grass?
The third president of the United States and primary author of the Declaration of Independence
Who was Thomas Jefferson?
One of the greatest coaches in history has a football video game named after him
Who is John Madden?
They call him Sid, they called him Skeeb, but once upon a time, they also called him Zach
Who is Isaac?
He likes to bite at this part of Diggy for some reason, cementing his reign of terror over what is essentially a senior citizen
What are his ears?
Something Isaac yelled early in the morning when he accidentally got a miniature replica of Guido stuck in the bottom of his Batman playset
What is "GUGGY'S IN THERE"?
This country has a really, really, really long wall
What is China?
"America's pastime" began with a long wooden stick and a small rubber ball over a century ago
What is baseball?
He's gone by a host of names - Mumph, Jophis, Leli Mumphly - but once upon a time his desire was to be referred to as "Uhli"
Who is Eli?
He destroyed this toy of Diggy's which used to be his favorite, subsequently launching Diggy into a deep depression
What is orange thing?
Isaac used to yell this at the bus driver that one time he missed our stop because it was his first time driving the route
What is "it's on Main Street"?
He was a great leader, a greater friend and pretty short for his age, but he was also French
Who was Napoleon Bonaparte?
Who is Lebron James?
Bubba, Bubner, Bubbity, if it has "bub" in it, it's probably referencing him
Who is Bubba?
When originally bought Pippin would be constricted to this small area in order to prevent him destroying the world, which didn't work a lot
What is his pen?
Eli used to do this all the time at Andover after being put to bed but claims he never did, which often resulted in humorous situations he has no memory of
What is sleepwalking?
He famously said defined America in one word: "asnefutimsutausit- anyway..."
Who is Joe Biden?
This sport doesn't take much skill to start until you realize how difficult it can be to roll a heavy ball down a wood lane and keep it straight
What is bowling?
It's just his name backwards but the spins on it have become astronomical in number
Who is Troy?
His nickname from me that is a whole lot better than "piddsin poodie"
What is Gremlin?
After a bizarre sequence of events featuring hilarity, tragedy, and a whole lot of weird siblings, I ended up in this city for college
What is Virginia Beach, Virginia?
The first ever president to serve two terms in office that were put on hiatus by another president being elected in between them
Who was Grover Cleveland?
He invented basketball
Who is James Naismith?
Her nickname was stolen from a once great, now deceased French soccer player
Who is Tessa?