Word Puzzles
You have 5 candy bars in a bowl, you take 3 out. How many candy bars do you have now?
5 candy bars
Which is heavier, a pound of goose feather, or a pound of lead
Neither, a pound is a pound
Aqua is Spanish for:
A. Milk
B. Soda
C. A Chicken
D. Water
D. Water
What are 2004 Pennies worth?
1 cent
You are my brother, but I am not your brother. Who am I?
Your sister
You walk into a restauran. In the room there are 10 people who are 21 years old, 3 people who are 26 years old, 7 people who are 29 years old, and 9 people who are 31 years old. 17 are men. How many people are in the restauran?
30 people are in the restaurant.
I had 27 flowers. Sadly, all but 14 died. How many flowers are left?
14
What body part that is spelled the same backwards and forward.
Eye
A centennial anniversary is a celebration of how many years?
100 (a century)
I am unstoppable. But I am easy to waste. What am I?
Time
Kristen has five daughters and they each have a brother. How many children dose Kristen have.
She has 6 children
Which hand do you stir soup with?
Neither, you stir soup with a spoon
What is the 11 letter word that even Harvard graduates spell incorrectl?
Incorrectly
What is 2 and 2 put together?
22
If I drink, I die. If I eat, I grow. What am I?
Fire
Alice is 14. On her birthday she gets in a car and heads towards her friend Samantha’s house. At the same time her friend Emily starts cycling at a speed of 10mph towards Samantha’s house as well. How old was Alice?
13 years old
What do you put in a toaster?
Bread
Which is correct?
Do you want to come to the mall with Jerry and Me
Or
Do you want to come to the mall with Jerry and I
Do you want to come to the mall with Jerry and Me is correct.
Anything times 0 is…
0
What room has no door or windows?
A mushroom
Mary and Suzy both ordered a pizza. Mary’s pizza had 4 slices, whilst Suzy’s had 8. Mary ate 2 slices of her pizza , whilst Suzy ate 4. Who ate more of their whole pizza?
Neither, they both ate half
There are 8 miles of woods by your house. How far can you walk into the woods?
A. 1 mile
B. 2 miles
C. 8 miles
D. Half way
E. As far as I want
D. Half way
At some point between the years 1900 and 1999, there was a year that could be read the same upside down and right side up. What year was that?
1961
What is 12131516141413-8182828282828+3727x81827272828282x8282727282882828282828282872928228728272827287282727x0
0
What goes all around the world, but stays in the corner?
A stamp