Dad Jokes
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose
In the WWF, wrestler Mick Foley (Mankind), had a sock puppet named what?
Mr. Socko
Crickets have their hearing organs here.
On their knees
"What is that, velvet?"
Coming to America
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Irrelephant
In the NBA, who was the shortest player of all time?
Muggsy Bogues
This animal has the fastest punch traveling at 50 MPH?
Mantis Shrimp
"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger..."
Pulp Fiction
What is the crime called when someone gets robbed by a spicy piece of cheese?
Getting pepper jacked
What is Tiger Woods' real name?
Eldrick Tont Woods
What is a group of ferrets called?
A business
"Jenny and me was like peas and carrots."
Forest Gump
What kind of hair do they sell at IHOP?
Egg-tensions
Based on the Guinness Book of World Records, who holds the record for the most fans at a boxing event?
Julio Cesar Chavez
Octopuses have this number of hearts.
Three
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
Godfather